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when you run out of drama to make in your life you gotta start ant drama

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andy-kandy

These are what pranks should be….

queenstravelingdarling

My heart would have came out my chest!!!

stem-stims

Physics: More pencil tricks

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dexer-von-dexer

i.e. why when you or someone else gets stabbed or impaled, you should leave the object in the wound until medical help arrives.

wildlyannoyingdoofus

THIS. RIGHT HERE. This is an amazing example!!

If you take the thing out, they’re going to bleed a lot more.

SO. DONT.

News Flash from the Medical Help ™ — we don’t touch it either! Unless the object they’re impaled with is literally too big to fit in the ambulance, We. Don’t. Touch. The. Thing.

The only people qualified to Take-The-Thing-Out are surgeons. End of story.

Okay, but for the love of God, please, PLEASE, if you did, if you panicked and took the thing out…. DON’T…. PUT IT BACK IN.

Or else, congratulations, you just stabbed them AGAIN. I reeeeeally shouldn’t have to say this guys, but I do.

kimmycup

Congratulations,

YOU JUST STABBED THEM AGAIN

five-flats

i feel like that last comment should be accompanied by a bill-wurtz-style jingle

ariminiria

I am a bag of water and life is a physicist with a packet of sharp colored pencils

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j0nawithazero

NAME A WOMAN

supermegahijabi

Live footage of the cops at the Capitol

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ankle-beez

if any of the people storming the capitol rn were slightly less white they would've been fucking shot to death hours ago

ankle-beez

Theyre deescalating and talking to them

bellaforwhomittolls

In case anyone forgot, this was the capitol building less than 6 months ago when the protest was people saying “Please stop murdering us”

idiopathicsmile

the trouble with writing is that it’s literally always easier to just lie facedown on your floor and make inarticulate noises

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arterialtrees

-Laurie Penny, Unspeakable Things

tinderventure

i’d say it was worth it lmao

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