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Helping rehabilitate birds sounds like a dream. It must be so cool working with the birds and helping them be able to be released back into the wild.
It is cool! The birds do not appreciate it at all. It’s so rewarding to watch an owl or a hawk or a crow fly off into the wild for the first time after an injury knowing that it absolutely hates your guts and wants you to die.
this man wants to see me dismembered:
im screaming why drake do that to her
sometimes when my cat is breaking rules I tell them “stop that’s ILLEGAL”
I pretend to be very upset and say “I didn’t raise you to be like this”
I sigh and say ‘We’ve talked about this.’
and it’s That Fucking Chocolate Guy again!!

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my mom asked what the d was and i told her doritos and she just told her boyfriend that she wants the d and i just
update: he told her the truth
Accused of drinkos pee pee “I like the taste”
lock. him. up.
I like how naked mole cats tuck their knees into their armpits. I think that’s just fabulous
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gonna. gonna play their belly like a BONGO
THIS IS SO CUTE

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what do you call someone who smokes two marijuanas
double jointed
what do you call someone who smokes three marijuanas
dead
drugs kill, kids
WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU AMERICAN EDUCATION SYSTEM?!!
this isnt the norm for america what the fuck is this
when i started reading this i thought it was just about Theatre Kid Shenanigans and then it got worse as i read on what the fuck
Our school absolutely did this. We had a big staged crash in front of the school in the morning, and no one knew if it was real or not at first. Then throughout the day they’d randomly pull kids and put them in white face paint. Those were the dead kids. We weren’t allowed to talk to them. At the middle of the day they had an assembly.
One extra thing though: in our scenario, it was specifically about drunk driving, and the kid who played the “drunk driver” actually spent a night in jail, fully immersed in the idea that he’d killed his best friend (another one of the student council members who played the part of one of the original accident deaths). So at the assembly, they had footage of him in a jail holding cell at the police station, sobbing and inconsolable, because it felt that real to him. He basically broke down on stage and his best friend (who wasn’t really dead of course but who hadn’t been in school all day so as not to spoil the reality of the situation) had to come on stage and like. Make him calm down. Then there were speeches and things, I don’t really remember the rest that vividly. I just know that yeah we absolutely did this, and it kind of messed us up for the day.
I actually also remember our history teacher, usually this really gruff and stern dude, being really funny and uncharacteristically goofy that day. I’m pretty sure he was trying to cheer us up because no joke we were pretty traumatized by the whole thing.
For context, this would’ve been in 1998. Maybe it was like. A fad back then that they don’t do anymore?
My original high school didn’t do this but the shitty one I transferred to later did and boy did it throw me for a fuckin loop
Someone I know not well enough to voice my opinion on the subject said something like why didn’t God make potatoes a low-calorie food so I am here to say: God made them like that because their nutrition density IS what makes them healthy. By God I mean Andean agricultural technicians. Potato is healthy BECAUSE potato holds calories and vitamins. Do not malign potato
For all evolutionary history, life has struggled against calorie deficit… So much energy goes into finding food that there is no time for anything else. Our ancestors selectively bred root vegetables to create the potato, so that we might be the first species whose daily existence doesn’t consist of trying to find the nutrients necessary for survival. One potato can rival the calorie count of many hours of foraging… Eat a potato, and you free up so much time to create and build and connect with your fellow man. Without potato where would you be?? Do not stand on the shoulders of giants and think thyself tall!!
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THEY’RE NAMED GIRL NAMES BECAUSE YOU GET MILK FROM FEMALE DAIRY COWS
CHRIST, IT AIN’T THAT DEEP
Personally I would be happy to know my yogurt was coming from a place that cared enough about its livestock to not only give then names, but to properly credit them in the finished product.
Personally I would be happy to know my yoghurt wasn’t milked from a bull

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Last year for Easter, we got these cool egg decorating kits, with markers, stickers, stencils etc.
I was trying to do an elaborate floral pattern on my eggs, but the stencil kept slipping. I got reeeeally distraught. More distraught than I had any right to be. But no matter how much I concentrated, I couldn’t get the stencil to stay in the right place.
I was having an eggs n’ stencil crisis.