why is this so fucking funny

ever wanna raise an emotionally sound child just to flex on your parents ?

I’m sorry but this is the best one like this flex meme just peaked kejdjdjdkfkckdjdhdhd

#this is. HANDS DOWN. the funniest post i’ve ever seen

hey pass the tap water mom says its my turn to get mind controlled by the government 

why DO teenage girls go through a witch/occult phase? I had tarot cards and a spellbook and I knew a group of girls who messed with ouija boards and another who had ghost hunting equipment. “oh yeah Cindy’s just going through that girly phase where she tries to raise the dead.”

one time we were listening to fleetwood mac in the car and my sister who was probably 4 at the time asked, without being prompted, “can girls marry girls?” and THAT is the power of stevie nicks

I just had the best encounter with a child at Kmart. I was in the aisle shopping, and this girl and her dad come around the corner. The girl sees me and excitedly exclaims “There’s a human here!!” to which the father replied “Yes, there’s humans everywhere.”

bro do you realize you met aliens

not unusual for a kmart

I’M HYPERVENTILATING

ive 50 hours on ana and i cant aim