now thats what i call edgy

when trans people make gender jokes like “my gender is hating high school teachers” it’s flipping the script, saying that they defiantly don't care about gender and don’t care what cis people think. 

GOD HOW DID YOU SAY IT SO ELOQUENTLY….

holy fuck.

The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(

Enderman: oh ok *attacks player*

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

PSA be a SNITCH and not a BITCH

slide ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger

alright now that the nerds are gone im gonna need the biggest dumbasses here to help me out. im thinking if we all split the job we could probably eat just enough of the earth to completely separate texas from the united states

i see a post, i delete my blog 

Stress testing bunny herds… with unforeseen consequences.

hurtling with reckless abandon