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    remember to adjust for pronouns, pacing, wording, as you like !!!

>> DEAD ON ARRIVAL

“ Hope this is the last time. ”

“ This conversation’s been dead on arrival.”

“ —And there’s no way to talk to you. ”

“ So, I’m writing you a chorus and here is your verse. ”

>> GRAND THEFT AUTUMN / WHERE IS YOUR BOY?

“ Where is your boy tonight? ”

“ I hope he is a gentleman. ”

“ You were… the last good thing about this part of town.”

“ You need him? I could be him. ”

“ I could be an accident but I’m still trying. ”

“ Maybe he won’t find out what I know. ”

>> SATURDAY

“ I’m going nowhere fast. ”

“ I could be taking you there with me. ”

“ But it looks like I’m still on my own. ”

>> SUGAR, WE’RE GOING DOWN

“ Am I more than you bargained for yet? ”

“ I’ve been dying to tell you anything you want to hear. ”

“ Is this more than you bargained for yet? ”

“ Oh, don’t mind me, I’m watching you two. ”

“ I’m just a notch in your bedpost… but you’re just a line in a song. ”

>> DANCE, DANCE

“ … I don’t want to forget how your voice sounds. ”

“ These words are all I have so I write them. ”

“ You always fold just before you’re found out. ”

“ Why don’t you show me the little bit of spine you’ve been saving for his mattress? ”

“ I only want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with me. ”

>> A LITTLE LESS SIXTEEN CANDLES, A LITTLE MORE “TOUCH ME”

“ She said— why don’t you just drop dead? ”

“ I don’t blame you for being you. ”

“ I’m just the boy who’s had too many chances. ”

>> THIS AI’T A SCENE, IT’S AN ARMS RACE

“ I’m not a shoulder to cry on. ”

“ I wrote the gospel on giving up. ”

“ Bandwagon’s full! Please, catch another. ”

“ Sing until your lungs give out! ”

“ This ain’t a scene … it’s a goddamn arm’s race. ”

>> THNKS FR TH MMRS

“ Say a prayer, but let the good times roll. ”

“ If that’s the worst you got… ”

“ Thanks for the memories. ”

“ One night. One more time.”

“ See, he tastes like you… only sweeter. ”

“ Get me out of my mind. ”

“ Get you out of those clothes. ”

“ I’m a liner away from getting you into the mood. ”

>> WHAT A CATCH, DONNIE

“ I got troubled thoughts, and the self-esteem to match. ”

“ You’ll never catch us. ”

“ So, just let me be. ”

“ So, when the world ends… will God go down with it? ”

“ I will never end up like him. ”

“ What a catch.  ”

>> ALPHA DOG

“ Clap until your hands hurt! ”

“ Never means forever. ”

“ Your time has passed. ”

“ But, you’re possibly the prettiest. ”

“ You’re not the first or the last.”

    remember to adjust for pronouns, pacing, wording, as you like !!!

>> LOVE IS ALL by the tallest man in the world

“ Here come the tears. ”

“ My heart’s learned to kill. ”

“ But, like always, I let them go. ”

“ Just let them go. ”

>> SELF CONTROL by frank ocean

“ Keep a place for me. ”

“ Some nights you dance with tears in your eyes. ”

“ You made me lose my self-control. ”

“ I’ll be the boyfriend in your wet dreams tonight. ”

“ I know you gotta leave. ”

“ Give us just tonight.”

“ I know you got someone comin’. ”

>> FRAGILE by labrinth & kygo

“ Cause baby, I’m fragile. ”

“ Come take my heart of glass. ”

“ One door closes and another opens. ”

“ I’ll give you my trust… can you give me your word? ”

“ Could I put you back together again? ”

“ Baby, just say the words. ”

“ I know we’ll still be there to pick the pieces up. ”

“ You’ve got my love. ”

>> COSMIC LOVE by florence + the machine

“ In the dark, I can hear your heartbeat. ”

“ You left me in the dark. ”

“ So, darkness I became. ”

“ No dawn. No day. I’m always in this twilight. ”

“ Then, I heard your heart beating. ”

“ You were in the darkness too. ”

“ I took the stars from our eyes. ”

>> WITHOUT LOVE by the ember days

“ Love, when did I lose you? ”

“ Love, how can I find you now? ”

“ Will it ever be the same? ”

“ How does this close feel so far away? ”

“ What have we become? ”

“ My heart is bruising. ”

>> LET’S HURT TONIGHT by one republic

“ You came to me and said, “that’s enough”. ”

“ Oh, I know that this love is pain. ”

“ I’ll hit the lights and you lock the doors. ”

“ We ain’t leaving this room ‘til we both feel more. ”

“ Don’t walk away! don’t roll your eyes. ”

“ They say love is pain. ”

    remember to adjust for pronouns, pacing, wording, as you like !!!

>> NEVERNIGHT SERIES by jay kristoff

“ I appear to have misplaced the fucks I give for what you think. ”

“ Never flinch. Never fear. And never, ever forget. ”

“ When all is blood, blood is all. ”

“ You can keep the glory. I’m just here for the blood. ”

“ I am the war you cannot win. ”

“ Our scars are just gifts from our enemies… reminding us they weren’t good enough to kill us. ”

“ …the voices in your head that say otherwise are just Fear talking. Never listen to Fear.  ”

“ What doesn’t kill me had better fucking run. ”

>> NEWSFLESH SERIES by mira grant

“ My mother once told me that no woman is naked when she comes equipped with a bad mood and a steady glare. ”

“ I’m not insane… I’m neurologically variant. ”

“ A martyr’s just a casualty with really good PR. ”

“ I am, in fact, immortal when annoyed. ”

“ Given a choice between a terrible truth and a beautiful lie, choose the truth every time. ”

“ Alive or dead, the truth won’t rest. ”

>> ILUMINAE FILES SERIES by  amie kaufman

“ Oh, poor baby. Did I hurt the mass-murdering psychopathic artificial intelligence’s feelings? ”

“ I’m frequently underestimated. ”

“ I quite like the idea of you in dire peril. Do go on. Details? ”

“ Shut it down. That’s a direct order. ”

“ Keep misbehaving and I wont’ share what I got. ”

“ It’ll all have been for nothing. These people will have died for nothing. ”

> FANGIRL by rainbow rowell

“ That might be the most idiotic thing you’ve ever said to me. ”

“ Because I’m the kind of girl who fantasizes about being trapped in a library overnight. ”

“ I don’t just kiss people. Kisses aren’t… just with me .”

    remember to adjust for pronouns, pacing, wording, as you like !!!

>> CHILD TO PARENT

“ This is the type of shit that’ll come back during therapy sessions. ”

“ Ugh… mom, please! ”

“ Oh god, I’m becoming my dad. ”

“ Dad, that was cool during the dinosaur age. ”

“ Uh, nope. You guys are definitely the cool parents. ”

“ Daaad, we’re going to start watching without you! ”

“ You know, the legal drinking age in Europe is eighteen.”

“ Is this the sex talk? Wait, we’re having the sex talk? ”

“ God, you guys are so gross! ”

“ Yeees, I love you guys too. ”

“ I can’t live up to these impossible standards! ”

“ Playing up the disciplinarian role is such 20th century parenting. ”

“ Please don’t let the surprise be a little sister. ”

“ Is this supposed to count as quality family time? ”

“ Please, if I don’t get these sneakers I’ll be a social outcast. ”

“ Just let me wallow here in misery! ”

“ But everyone else gets to go! ”

“ …Mom, I love you. ”

“ Of course, I’d jump off a bridge with my friends. ”

“ Alright, so before you say no… ”

>> PARENT TO CHILD

“ I said… Turn. It. Off. ”

“ Go ask your father. ”

“ Stop threatening people with hugs ”

“ No, you’ll give nana a conniption wearing that. ”

“ Is that a new hip trend? ”

“ Don’t you think you’re overreacting a little? ”

“ I would’ve said yes but your Mom said no… ”

“ Is that how you wear that these days? ”

“ Look at that, a B+! High-five. ”

“ We’ll see. ”

“ Isn’t that how kids say it these days? ”

“ Didn’t I ask you to clean this up? ”

“ Why? Because I said so. ”

“ …go read a book. ”

“ I asked you a question. ”

“ Well, I can’t wait for you to be a parent one day. ”

“ Would you jump off a bridge if everyone else did? ”

“ Don’t tell your dad. ”

“ I’m giving you until the count of five. ”

“ Heartbreak sucks, but it’ll pass. Don’t you worry. ”

>> PARENT TO PARENT

“ We can always foist them on the inl-aws for a weekend. ”

“ Well, if someone wasn’t spoiling them rotten… ”

“ They have your eyes. ”

“ So do you want to play good parent or bad parent? ”

“ Let’s be firm in our decision. ”

“ We’re not the lame parents. Are we? ”

“ Honey, have you seen my glasses? ”

“ The Johnson’s christmas card is better than ours. Every year! ”

“ We are not wearing that for halloween. ”

“ When we say they’re grounded then it should mean they’re grounded! ”

“ Look at us! We didn’t fuck them up. ”

“ What do you mean the PTA moms hate us? ”

“ Ha, see! Your old man’s still got it. ”

“ I thought the PTA meeting was next Wednesday? ”

“ Teenage love was never this dramatic for us, right? ”

“ …are we dong a good job? ”

    remember to adjust for pronouns, pacing, wording, as you like !!!

>> SILVERTONGUE by young the giant

“ Trying to think of a way to get started… ”

“ Let me get this off your chest. ”

“ Oh, girl, I’ve got that silver tongue. ”

“ I’m addicted to madness, but what can I say?. ”

“ Slurring my lines, but I’m nailing the meaning! ”

“ And all the things you do… ”

>> WAKING UP THE GIANTS by grizfolk

“ Be careful waking up the giants. ”

“ We rise up when we hear the sirens. ”

“ I’ve been living like the end’s not dying. ”

“ We’re the truth that’s been left unspoken. ”

“ Right before we fail… we’ll find it. ”

>> O.K. FINE by clover the girl

“ Nightmares wanna keep me up ”

“ Why can’t I seem to find my off switch when I need it most? ”

“ My days? Yeah, they’re cold and long. ”

“ I’m burning the candle now at both ends. ”

“ I tell ‘em, yes, I’m doing fine. ”

“ It ain’t so easy living when you’ve lost your mind. ”

“ If anybody asks… I’m fine. ”

“ Keeping my mouth closed. ”

    remember to adjust for pronouns, pacing, wording, as you like !!!

>> JT

“ Too many coincidences and instances of God’s hand… it’s insane. ”

“ And those thoughts can get confusing. ”

“ But tonight? We celebrate. ”

“ Call me home. Let me know. ”

“ Oh—What’s reality lately? ”

“ I’ve seen this in my head a million times. ”

“ To see it come to life is just insane. ”

“ Lay me down. ”

“ Put me out. ”

>> STUPID DEEP

“ What if who I hoped to be was always me? ”

“ …And the love I fought to feel was always free? ”

“ What if all the things I’ve done were just attempts at earning love? ”

“ What if where I’ve tried to go was always here? ”

“ Why has life become a plan… to put some money in my hand? ”

“ The love I really need is stupid cheap. ”

“ What if who I hoped to be was always me? ”

“ The hole inside my heart is stupid deep. ”

>> BLU

“ Stranded, but I’m not alone. ”

“ If you’re in complete control? ”

“ Fighting it is hopeless. ”

“ Sinking in your ocean. ”

“ Take me to the edge. ”

“ Show me what I need to see ”

“ Hey ma, come to my house and take me home. ”

“ Push me out. ”

>> CAUTIONARY TALES

“ Hey, hey. The king! The legend! ”

“ But they talk about his verses in the night sometimes. ”

“ Heard he was warned that a hero gets torn. ”

“ So, he shot the fame down. ”

“ He loves his life. ”

“ He struck down gods and he killed an army. ”

“ Stood up on top of a hill of bodies. ”

“ It was never enough. ”

“ He just needed saving from himself. ”

“ Rep got so big that it blocked the sun out. ”

“ Put up both hands… ”

“ Made the lightning come down. ”

>> MAH’S JOINT (FT. QUINCY JONES)

“ Been watching you for months. ”

“ I’m trying to find a way now to tell you what I’m seeing. ”

“ It’s only moving faster. ”

“ You’re only sinking farther. ”

“ I see it in your eyes now. ”

“ It’s only getting harder. ”

“ When my mother was a mother… to her mom. ”

“ There’s a house she doesn’t know that you take care of. ”

“ There’s a light she doesn’t know that you keep on. ”

“ There’s a “sorry” that you fake to keep her happy. ”

“ There are things that she’s not able to remember. ”

“ So I took tonight to put it in a song. ”

“ Conversations with the Devil and he’s telling me. ”

“ What’s the point in making memories? ”

“ There’s a point in making memories. ”

    remember to adjust for pronouns, pacing, wording, as you like !!!

“ Well, now you appreciate how I feel about you… ”

“ The promise was mine. ”

“ Why save his life only to kill him? ”

“ Was this something you and the others conspired to behind his back? ”

“ You’re a fine one to speak of conspiracies, love. ”

“ No fear, my dove. ”

“ Wake up, curse you! ”

“ I put a gravebone blade right between his ribs. ”

“ I cut his fucking heart in two. ”

“ …I actually let myself believe it was done. ”

“ Reunited at last. ”

“ —This is all rather exciting. ”

“ You’re trying to be charming, I assume. ”

“ That seems—excessive. ”

“ How much for passage, good sir? ”

“ ‘Byss and blood, it’s cold in here. ”

“ And, I trust your hollow victory will keep you warm at night. ”

“ Run, you fools! ”

“ More wine, anyone? ”

“ Blood is owed thee—and blood shall be repaid. ”

“ You will know the lie of that before the end of this. ”

“ He always said blood stains deeper than wine. ”

“ Our eyes are the windows on our soul, and I tell you true, his look in on an empty room. ”

“ If I wanted to hear from an arsehole, I’d go use the privy. ”

“ Shit—Shiiiiiiiiit. ”

“ Be it on seas, or dry of land, when you claim a man’s life, you claim all he was. ”

“ I’ll gift you a throne. ”

“ Don’t cry—please, don’t cry. ”

“ …you do lover her, then? ”

“ I promise to behave… ”

“ You can’t come here. I’ve just had the walls repainted. ”

“ I thought hard and long about how to end you. ”

“ You always were a prude. ”

“ So, you lie to yourselves, too. ”

“ We need to teach our children the truth of the world so they can survive it. ”

“ No parent really wants their child to change. ”

“ My venom works swift. ”

“ I shall see thee suffer for this. ”

“ How badly will I be found wanting? ”

“ Goddess, if only we’d known what she’d become. ”

“ There are names missing. ”

“ You feed it a piece of yourself, too. ”

“ I’d have killed the sky for you. ”

“ All I hear are lies from the mouth of a murderer. ”

“ The last thing you will ever be in this world, girl, is someone’s hero. ”

“ And, I’ll not let you drown. ”

“ All is as it should be. ”

    remember to adjust for pronouns, pacing, wording, as you like !!!

>> WHO DO YOU LOVE

“ Well, I’ve been deep in this sleeplessness. ”

“ Just… can’t get away from myself. ”

“ When I get back on my feet I’ll blow this open wide. ”

“ I miss the way that you saw me. ”

“ I’ve been away too long. ”

“ I hear the words I’ve spoken and everything comes out wrong. ”

“ I just can’t get this together ”

“ Who do you love? ”

“ I’ll say goodbye to my demons. ”

“ I - I won’t come back to you broken. ”

“ Even if words I’ve spoken seem to still come out wrong. ”

“ Everything goes quiet… it’s like I just can’t move. ”

“ Nothing will change if you never choose. ”

>> MASTERPIECE THEATRE I

“ First it comes on quiet… creeping slow. ”

“ I could wreck if if I had to. ”

“ You’re beautiful– can I hide in you a while? ”

“ Keep those tired eyes closed.”

“ Careful. Follow my instruction. ”

“ I will show you self-destruction. ”

“ Can I hide in you a while? ”

>> BESIDE YOU

“ If your heart wears thin? I will hold you up. ”

“ When it gets too much– I’ll be right beside you. ”

“ You’re overwhelmed. ”

“ And you’ve lost your breath. ”

“ Trust in me– don’t pull away. ”

“ Nobody will break you. ”

“ ‘Cause I could do worse and you could do better. ”

    remember to adjust for pronouns, pacing, wording, as you like !!!

“ Yes. I’m very interested in a butt facial. ”

“ Don’t say I’m sorry when you have nothing to apologize for. ”

“ First of all, I can screw whoever I want. ”

“ Go in there with the confidence of an incredibly average white man. ”

“ You need to catch your breath, take an hour, fall apart, come back, and we are gonna figure this out. ”

“ If I’m going down, I’m going down swinging. ”

“ She shouldn’t have underestimated me. ”

“ If you can’t do it with feeling— don’t. ”

“ I can’t afford to fail. ”

“ You get to have a dream, too. ”

“ I want to be the girl you can’t stop thinking about. ”

“ I deserve to be that girl. ”

“ Well, then I guess I’ll have to show them a woman defying them. ”

“ I slept with a pilot once. ”

“ It turns out that with you I can’t do it halfway. ”

“ I should have fought for you. I should have really fought for you. ”

“ Turns out I’m actually happy where I am. ”

“ I’m fighting to keep everyone, but it will be a fight. ”

“ We’re your safety net. ”

“ There’s a reason you were on that stage, people want to hear your voice. ”

“ I stood you up and you still brought me breadsticks? ”

“ Post orgasm coffee? ”

“ And I expect you to unleash holy hell on anyone who tries to hold you back. ”

    remember to adjust for pronouns, pacing, wording, as you like !!!

>> REMEMBER THE NAME

“ He feels so unlike everybody else. ”

“ Fuck ‘em, he knows the code. It’s not about the salary. ”

“ Who the hell is he, anyway? ”

“ Never asking for someone’s help, or to get some respect. ”

“Who would’ve thought he’d be the one to set the west in flames. ”

“ It’s like a design is written in his head. Every time. ”

>> PETRIFIED

“ Now, why is everybody so petrified? ”

“ I could quit and get it back like I’m ridin’ a bike. ”

“ You stare like you don’t care but you do though. ”

“ You and your boys… You don’t know me. ”

“ Tough talk doesn’t mean a thing. ”

>> WHERE’D YOU GO?

“ I don’t understand why you have to always be gone. ”

“ Some days, I wanna quit and just be normal for a bit. ”

“ 'Cause your voice always helps me not to feel so alone. ”

“ Tired of sitting and hating and making these excuses. ”

“ I guess I’ve had it with you and your career. ”

    remember to adjust for pronouns, pacing, wording, as you like !!!

>> WANTED

“ Every time I close my eyes I feel like I could disappear. ”

“ I could overflow an ocean with the cavalcade of all my tears. ”

“ I’m holdin’ to the notion that I’ll find something real. ”

“ I could use a little love sometimes.  ”

“ I just want to be more than a drop in the sea. ”

“ I just want to be… ”

“ Tired of livin’ in a shadow of a mountain of what might’ve been.  ”

>> RESCUE ME

“ Would you take my call when I start to crack? ”

“ We don’t talk much. Not anymore. ”

“ But we still care about each other. ”

“ But I still dream ‘bout the good old days. ”

“ When we took care of each other. ”

“ But I start to wonder… ”

“ Ah, would you rescue me? ”

“ Yeah, I miss all the times we had. ”

“ I’ll be there anytime you call. ”

“ Don’t you ever call another. ”

>> NO VACANCY (FEAT. SEBASTIAN YATRA)

“ I used to leave the doors unlocked and leave the lights on. ”

“ I’m done with sharing space with people that I don’t know. ”

“ But ever since I met you… ”

“ Tú me miraste y me llevaste hasta tus brazos. ”

“ Seguiré tus pasos. ”

“ Ya no hay espacio… no.”

“ Ya no hay espacio en mi corazon. ”

“ Déjame decirte que soy sincero. ” “ Déjame decirte que yo te quiero. ”

“ Te amé de la nada.  ”

“ Me enseñaste a enamorarme otra vez. ”

>> ALL THE RIGHT MOVES

“ Let’s paint the picture of the perfect place. ”

“ I know we got it good, but they got it made. ”

“ And their grass is getting greener each day. ”

“ I know things are looking up, but soon they’ll take us down. ”

“ Do you think I’m special? ”

“ Do you think I’m nice? ”

“ Am I bright enough to shine in your spaces? ”

“ It can’t be possible, that rain can fall… Only when it’s over our heads. ”

“ I know I could never be someone that’ll look like you. ”

“ I know I could never fake someone that could sound like you. ”