“Good guess, but wrong.”

"What are you trying to prove here, anyway?"

“We’re close on this one, I can feel it.”

"This reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head, do you remember that?"

"This is big, this is very big, there's definitely something here?"

"I hope we can clear this up quickly and quietly."

"Are you habitually using drugs, stimulants, alcohol?"

“Are you menstruating right now?”

“Back off, man. I’m a scientist.”

“I’m gonna take back some of the things I’ve said about you.”

“This is a major disgrace.”

"Have you or any of your family seen a spook, spectre or ghost?"

“Call it luck, call it fate, call it karma, I believe that everything happens for a reason.”

“I believe we were destined to get thrown out of this dump.”

“Where are we gonna get the money?”

"You don't act like a scientist."

“Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the night?”

“Do you have any hobbies?”

“I collect spores, moulds, and fungus.”

"You actually eat this stuff?"

“We should stay here tonight, sleep here. You know, to try it out!”

“Are you sure you’re using that thing correctly?”

“We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!”

“Don’t move, it won’t hurt you.”

“I feel so funky.”

“He slimed me.”

"Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."

“You gotta come in here, you’re missing a classic party.”

"Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekenetic movement, full-trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?"

"If there's a steady pay cheque in it, I'll believe anything you say."

"You don't look good. You've looked better. You didn't use to look like this."

"Are you the keymaster?"

"Are you the gatekeeper?"

“You said before you were waiting for a sign. What sign are you waiting for?”

"You will perish in flame, you and all your kind!"

“I’m afraid you’re gonna die.”

"My friend, don't be a jerk."

"I am the keymaster."

"I am the gatekeeper."

"If he does that again, you can shoot him."

"Something terrible is about to enter our world."

"I have seen shit that will turn you white."

"This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions."

"Well, what do you mean 'biblical'?"

“Are you a god?”

“When someone asks you ‘are you a god?’, you say ‘yes’!”

"Funny us going out like this, killed by a hundred foot marshamallow man."

“I’m terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.”

"There's definitely a very slim chance we'll survive."

“I love this plan, I’m excited to be a part of it! Let's do it!"

“I’m sorry, I just… I just forgot.”

Skeleton Appreciation Day

"To cut down on my silhouette, my favorite foods are smoke and hearts."

"All nightmares start as dreams, and I can hear my subconscious screaming."

"They saw that beauty's just skin deep."

"So naturally, please show me your bones."

"Let me see your bones."

"Well, I don't wanna know if the feeling follows home."

"Hell, we're all alone."

"If I come home, baby, will you show me your bones?"

"A selfish book is always open."

"And some of the best liars only want the truth."

"All love starts as a scheme."

"So, wake me up, I'm tired of sleeping."

"Give me all your LSD so I can feel my mind unweave again."

Akido! (Neurotic/Erotic)

"I apologize for playing with your eyes, but I'm obsessed with you."

"Rolling out of bed is morning in my head, cause I'm obsessed with you."

"Rose mirages into vases, I don't stand a chance."

"Quiet girls with wrist corsages, cordial silence, I can't dance."

"My insides cry "try thy finest" why then am I at my brink?"

"So we can touch instead of feel."

Cover this song

"Say you're still them, the person you were, and you haven't turned into someone who could never love me again."

"Cause you never broke my heart, no you fixed it and now it works."

"But only just enough to suffer that hurt.'

"What can I say to convince you to slip back into my arms again?"

"I won't do you no harm again."

"Lemme tell you that I'm sorry."

"I'm just a little bit crazy about you."

"Please come back and be just a little bit mine.'

"I never thought, and if I did, I forgot while blacked out in love, that what's only starting would come to an end."

"But now I'm hungover and hung out to dry, and I'm giving it time."

"Does not knowing turn my words into lies?"

"What can I say to convince you or do to make you agree with me?"

"I don't need you to be with me, just try to remember what you see in me."

"Whether it is or isn't the end, who cares? God knows I could use a friend."

Red Moon

"When will your shadows break?"

"Tell me the truth, what are you hiding behind that face?"

"If matter's in, then I might space out."

"Why can't I take in what you've been dishing out?"

"Why do I reject, while you endlessly reflect?"

"Teach me to make moonshine and we'll get drunk on the spirits of the air."

Jimmy Mushroom's Last Drink

"Is there anything left to escape but life?"

"I didnt sign up for this."

"May today lost what yesterday won."

"Hope that tomorrow I'll get something done."

"I'm gonna run out of time."

"But, I'll tell you what, I'm not afraid to die.'

"I'm more afraid of what might happen first."

"Either way it's not like we'll get out alive."

"I can't say that I know which one is worse."

"Everything's useless, especially songs."

"I think the truth is that everyone's wrong."

"I might keep looking for nothing to find."

Include context as preferred! Obvious violence implied.

[GRIP] - Sender grips the receiver’s chin, forcing them to look at the sender.

[GRAB] - Sender grabs the receiver’s arm to pull them closer.

[FORCE] - Sender forces the receiver to sit in a chair.

[PUSH] - Sender pushes receiver forward roughly.

[PULL] - Sender pulls the receiver’s hair or a part of their body (specify for bald or nonhuman characters).

[CHOKE] - Sender grabs the receiver by the throat.

[PIN] - Sender pins the receiver against the wall.

[RESTRAIN] - Sender forces the receiver’s hands behind their back.

[PIN DOWN] - Sender pins the receiver against the floor or bed.

Alter wording as needed for maximum fit!

“Hey, we thought of everything—except for an alibi and an escape route, but we’ll figure it out as we go.”

“For all we know, you three are in the bad place, and I’m up in the good place, where I belong, being tested.”

“We couldn’t hear you, but I am an expert in non-verbal communication, and it is clear. You are in conflict.”

“Diamonds are literally carbon molecules lined up in the most boring way. They’re worthless space garbage.”

“The point is, don’t be sad. Honestly, I’ll get kind of annoyed if you do get sad, because it’s been a very long day.”

“It literally took dying and being around a bunch of good people to realize that I was kind of a nightmare.”

“I took something great, and I ruined it a little so I could enjoy it more. I frozen-yogurted the neighborhood.”

“I have spent every second in this place worried I was going to get caught, but if we go down right now, that’s on you!”

“I know it sounds crazy, but if it weren’t crazy, they wouldn’t call it a leap of faith! They would call it a...sit of...doubting.”

“You know, every single detail of your life is deeply disturbing, and yet I envy you. I was never allowed to goof off.”

“Look at what you’re asking me to do—make a deal with an actual devil so that I can then do homework in secret.”

“Okay, I’ve hacked into the mainframe! ...Kidding. I can’t ‘hack into the mainframe’; technically I *am* the mainframe.”

“If you steal a loaf of bread, it’s a negative seventeen points. Twenty if it’s a baguette, because that makes you more French.”

“I’m gonna take your relationship and put it under a microscope and dig and poke and prod until you are back to soulmate harmony.”

“We don’t put people in jail. It’s just a room where you have been put in the interest of public safety as a form a punishment and from which there is no exit.”

“You guys are so fun, just relentlessly fun. I keep thinking, ‘When are they going to stop being fun?’ And the answer is never. You are never going to stop.”

“Dude, if you do the thing where you have to reexplain the entire world before asking a question, we are both going to grow old and die again. Out with it!”

“Do you eat? I can never remember. What do you eat? Babies? Want me to get you a big fat baby? What flavor baby? Ohhh, what about a cool ranch baby?”

“Just shove your feelings way down deep, plaster on a fake smile, and pretend you’re having fun, okay? Just like I used to do when someone started talking about their kids.”

“Alright, let me just get into the mindset of a human. … Huhuh, ohhh, I’m a human, and my breathing tube is next to my eating tube! Oh, and look, my arms end in stupid little sticks!”

“I wish we were in Florida, kissing outside, near a swamp with some old tires in it, watching a flamingo trying to mate with somebody’s old gun. I want us to have the life we deserve.”

✧ "I used to be like that... Chasing women."

✧ "A direct hit!"

✧ "Howdy, motherfucker."

✧ "Can I ask you something?"

✧ "Good morning sunshine."

✧ "It hurts. You have to scream."

✧ "There's something fishy..."

✧ "It feels good to give in..."

✧ "It's too late to fight it."

✧ "I'd change everything if I could."

✧ "I hate myself, and everyone hates me."

✧ "This wild beast won't leave me alone."

✧ "The helmet stays on."

✧ "And don't stop rocking those wonderful man tits."

✧ "You my friend... Are in fishman court."

✧ "I need some painkillers."

✧ "You dandy fuck!"

✧ "Where did you get that?!"

⚓ - Our muses go on an adventure on the high seas

🛩️ - Our muses go on an adventure on a plane

🚂 - Our muses go on an adventure on a train

⛰️ - Our muses go on an adventure on the mountains

🏜️ - Our muses go on an adventure in the desert

🏝️ - Our muses go on an adventure on an island

🌲 - Our muses go on an adventure in the woods

💐 - Our muses go on an adventure in a garden

🏔️ - Our muses go on an adventure in a snowy location

🌫️ - Our muses go on an adventure in the fog

☔ - Our muses go on an adventure in the rain

🌙 - Our muses go on an adventure in the middle of the night

🚀 - Our muses go on an adventure in space

i can’t go on like this, i can’t

do you ever just sit there and wonder why even bother?

i can’t feel my arms anymore and at this point it doesn’t even matter

do you recognise your own reflection?

sometimes i look at myself in the mirror and wonder who hates who more

please don’t drag me into this again

i’ve spent too much time trying to fix the unfixable

i don’t even want a redemption at this point, let me be

so what are we now, huh?

anything left for you to take from me or are we done?

i’d like to offer you more but i’m all out of heart

well, let’s just say, between me and you, i’d rather you chose yourself

just leave me here, i can take it

it’s just me and the world now and i can’t get up

why not ask earlier next time? it could have mattered, maybe

i try to look forward but at this point my eyelids are too heavy

don’t ask again, please just stop asking

i’m sorry we haven’t spoken in a while, i forgot i exist

you want to see this as little as i do so leave

i don’t want to do this anymore i’m tired of you

if you ask me one more time it’ll be the last time you see me

why should i fight? what do i get out of it, what do i win, if i win?

you don’t make a very convincing argument, you know

do it yourself, you’re so good at everything else, you can do this much

no, and that’s my final word, i’m done

oh that sounds like a whole lot of fun, is that what you expected me to say?

i don’t care i forgot how to

i don’t want to care, that’s the point, i’m exhausted, do what you want