god's favorite abomination

i can only cum if im facing towards true north

also, as to the "irridiated" part of this - here's an article by High Country News on cancer clusters in indigenous communities in the Southwest resulting from nuclear tests at the Nevada Test Site (itself located on the ancestral homeland of the Western Shoshone and Southern Paiute) and the US government's continuing failure to compensate affected families. it's a horrific crime that the US government committed against its own citizens and the joke's not fucking funny.

wasn’t expecting this to take off but shoutout to the Australians in the notes - getting fed up with this kind of shitty rhetoric about desert landscapes and erasure of the indigenous peoples that have lived in them for millennia is Australian-Southwestern US solidarity

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medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

the one... dear squire

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

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ibuprofen should grow on bushes like wild berries

“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

jerk off and moan like a girl in my enchanted grove hideout? that's not what it's for

i can’t stop thinking about adriana smith. when roe was overturned i knew things were going to get hellish but turns out 50 years of scientific innovation means an entire new branch of soul crushing horror stories are now possible. we can’t possibly keep pretending we’ve advanced gender and racial equality when we’re using a dead black woman’s body as an incubator for a fetus. a society that does that is a failed society. fuck man im trying to hold on to some measure of hope here but its so hard.