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Siblings Starters
“I’m telling!”
“Don’t tell [parent]!”
“How are we related?”
“I’m in charge, I’m the oldest.”
“We’re adults, it doesn’t matter who’s older anymore.”
“I’m [parent]’s favorite!”
“Are you wearing my shirt?”
“My friends are coming over, don’t be weird.
“Don’t go in my room!”
“I hate sharing a room with you!”
“You are so annoying!”
“I can’t drive you there, I have plans. I have a life too!”
“You can’t use the car that day, I need it!”
“[Parent] blamed me for what you did!”
“I wish I was an only child.”
“They know we’re related, don’t embarrass me.”
“I can’t come, I need to watch my little sibling.”
“Could you come get me? My sibling has the car.”
“It’s not my fault! [Sibling] did it!”
“Just because we don’t get along, doesn’t mean I want you to get hurt!”
“Shh, don’t wake [parent].”
“I can’t sleep, I’m sorry I woke you.”
“I know [name] is your friend, but I have a crush on them.”
“I’m your sibling, it’s my job to protect you.”
“I’m your sibling, you know you can come to me for advice.”
“Of course you can trust me, I’m your sibling.”
“That teacher is gonna recognize your last name. I’m so sorry.”
“I won’t tell [parent] if you won’t.”
“You’re so lucky you’re the oldest.”
“You’re so lucky you’re the youngest.”
“I’m so lucky you’re my sibling.”
“What did you say about my sibling?”
“Hey, your sibling is hot.”
“I’m in love with your sibling.”
“Just because we don’t get along, doesn’t mean I want them to get hurt!”
“I’m the older twin!”
“We’re twins, it doesn’t matter who’s older!”
“We don’t look alike, that’s a different type of twins.”
“Are you [name] or [twin]?”
“How do people tell you guys apart?”
“How you guys tell each other apart?”
“My [parent] might be marrying your [parent] but I’m not going to call you my sibling!”
“I’ve always wanted a sibling and now I get you for a stepsibling! Isn’t this great?”
Halloween Themed Munday Meme
1. If you have a Halloween-themed verse for your muse (for example, one where they are a vampire, or a ghost or something), why did you choose the idea you used, and how did you develop it? If not, what kind of verse like this do you think would work well for your muse?
2. How would you fit into your muse’s Halloween verse? For example, if you have a werewolf verse, what if you were a werewolf?
3. How is your muse celebrating Halloween in their normal verse? What are you doing for Halloween?
4. Are there any fears that you and your muse have in common?
5. Have you ever dressed up as your muse, or something from the fandom you roleplay in, for Halloween?
6. If you and your muse were to do themed costumes together, what would the theme be? What would each of you dress up as?
7. What are you going to be for Halloween, if anything? What is your muse going to be for Halloween, if anything?
“Speechless” Starters
“I hit the Urban Dictionary and got up on all the lingo.”
“These people know who you are. They even had a big meeting about how to handle you.”
“Let's move. On to the next mistake.”
“I may find the fights, but they start them.”
“There's no upstairs here.”
“I need you to fire me.”
“I'll keep you safe.”
“You said I wasn't allowed to get a dog.”
“How did you get me to do this again?”
“Can we please not do this? It’s unnecessary. It’s probably illegal!”
“I mean, what makes you think that he's the one for the job?”
“Okay, you're a liar. That's good to know.”
“So you're going to sue me now?”
“I will not be threatened, and you are not the only one with lawyers, bitch!”
“We can't have the neighbors seeing you cleaning up. Sends a bad message.”
“We've set the bar nice and low.”
“Just keep quiet and don’t look cute.”
“Nah. He's probably just pointing over here, saying, ‘I'm a weirdo, I angrily point at things I love.’”
“I don't think the fact that that's not a thing is any reason to say no.”
“Are you trying to be adorable right now?”
“You're a pushy little hippie, aren't you?”
“I know you better than you know yourself.”
“If this is about you feeling threatened, you have to get over it.”
“You're a disgrace! You'll never amount to anything!”
“To be frank, yesterday, I didn't trust or like you. Now I trust you.”
“The thrill of the chase, the excitement of the big score, it's like hunting, but you don't have to pretend you like deer meat.”
“Frickin' epic! If you're in high school.”
“And the doctors said you'd never be able to commit vandalism.”
I know a [parent]'s not allowed to say that matters, but now that we're being honest, it's all that matters!”
“There are teacher chaperones, but, like, the younger teachers who let us drink because they want to be friends with us.”
“How do I know? How do you not know?”
“But I deserve it, for what I did.”
“Where's the debauchery? Where's the sexual tension?”
“Your mom might be hot, but your behavior's not.”
“Buddy, why do you care so much what other people think?”
“You're gonna let him use the bat?”
“Congratulations, toaster, you are now our most valuable possession.”
“Ow! Fucking son of a fuck! Ow! I broke my ass.”
“Pizza's here! As is the guy who is shocked you had the nerve to ask him to get you pizza.”
“That's weird. My phone only rings when I lose it and make you guys call my number.”
“There's tons of websites that sell cadavers.”
“Why do all of your romantic plans start with an Internet search?”
“Do not mess this up. The stakes could not be higher.”
“I'm working hard to earn your parents' trust, and I can't even trust you?”
“It's killing me, [name]. She kissed another guy. I don't know what to do.”
“What's wrong with me? Why doesn't she feel the same way?”
“When you find the right person, you're not gonna have to work so hard 'cause she'll see in you what you see in her.”
“It's gonna take a lot to earn back our trust.”
“I feel very comfortable telling you this 'cause you're not gonna remember any of it in the morning.”
“Great. People are already staring.”
“I'm being persecuted for a righteous act of civil disobedience.”
“If you want fruit, there's jelly beans in the cupboard.”
“After [name] broke my heart, I decided to take a year off from women. A vow of celibacy!”
“This tastes so much better than gymnastics.”
“That's a more depressing answer than I was prepared for.”
“You are a very unhelpful level of drunk!”
“You will be made an example of.”
“Oh, God, she's not yelling at me. It's more serious than I thought.”
“I want to tell you, but if I do, you have to promise you will not speak of this to anyone.”
“I can't handle it. I do not have the strength of character.”
Secrecy Starters
“I won’t tell a soul.”
“I have to tell someone.”
“I’m sorry. I had to tell them the secret you told me.”
“I know you wouldn’t tell anyone.”
“Don’t you dare tell anyone!”
“That was a secret! How could you tell them? I trusted you!”
“That was a secret! Who told you?”
“[Name] told me. I know it was supposed to be a secret.”
“I didn’t know it was a secret! [Name] told me.”
“I’m sorry I kept that a secret from you.”
“I’m having an affair. Please don’t tell [partner].”
“I’m terrified of [something]. It’s so embarrassing; don’t tell anyone!”
“I have a crush on [name]. Don’t tell them!”
“I’m dating [name], but it’s a secret! Don’t tell anyone else!”
“I’m dating [name]. Please don’t tell their partner.”
“I failed the test/class. Don’t let my parents find out!”
“I lost my job. Don’t tell anyone.”
“I’m not [name]’s biological parent. Don’t tell them, please.”
“My parents don’t know that I know I’m adopted.”
“I know who killed them, but I can’t tell anyone.”
“I know who stole it, but I can’t tell anyone.”
“Don’t tell anyone else, but it’s my fault they got hurt.”
“I don’t love [name] anymore, but I don’t want to hurt them.”
“I’m pregnant, but don’t tell [name].”
“Don’t let the coach find out I cheated.”
“The coach knows we’re cheating, but no one else can find out.”
“If the school finds out I cheated, I’ll fail the class and I might get kicked out.”
“I’m not as cool as I pretend to be.”
“I lied to get this job and if they found out I’d be fired.”

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“What If” Starter Meme
“What if we get lost?”
“What if they don’t like me back?”
“What if you get hurt?”
“What if I get hurt?”
“What if we get caught?
“What if we get in trouble?”
“What if I get too scared?”
“What if they say no?”
“What if I lose?”
“What if whatever we find out, we wish we hadn’t?”
“What if we run out of money?”
“What if it doesn’t work?”
“What if it’s something serious?”
“What if I’m pregnant?”
“What if you’re pregnant?”
“What if we get expelled?”
“What if someone tells [name]?”
“What if they hate the present?”
“What if [I/you/we] get fired?”
“What if the world ends?”
“What if they hate me?”
“What if I fail the test?”
“What if I’m not good enough?”
“What if they were right?”
“What if I’m faking?”
“What if I deserve this?”
“What if they’re in danger?”
“What if no one likes me?”
“What if everyone laughs at me?”
“What if I forget what to do?”
Gift-Themed Starters
“I bought this for you!”
“I made this for you!”
“Oh, thank you! You didn’t have to give me anything!”
“I saw this and I thought of you!”
“I don’t want the gift if you stole it.”
“I need you to tell me what you want for a present, I’m not good at this.”
“I hate getting food as a present; I have too many allergies for that.”
“Holidays are too hard. How many of my relatives can I get away with giving identical gift cards to?”
“Happy birthday, here’s a dollar.”
“I’d rather get thoughtful gifts than check stuff off a wish list.”
“[Name] will be hurt if I never wear what they bought for me, but it’s awful.”
“I didn’t get anything for my birthday.”
“When I was a kid, I never thought I’d be excited to get appliances for my birthday.”
“I don’t know how to do anniversary gifts; I’ve never had a long-term relationship before.”
“If we get divorced, do we need to give all of the wedding gifts back?”
“Whatever you buy for a baby, they’ll have more fun with the wrapping paper.”
“What do kids want these days? Do they still like Webkinz?”
“What can you buy for a teenager? You can’t even give them iTunes gift cards anymore.”
“I hate shopping for grown-ups, they don’t like toys or anything, makes it harder.”
“I hate getting presents, it feels like an obligation.”
“I’m sorry I forgot to get you a gift this year.”
“I’m sorry I couldn’t afford to get you a gift this year.”
“Why is wrapping presents so hard?”
“You don’t have to get me anything.”
“Why didn’t you get me anything?”
Werewolf Starters
Some are more likely to be said to werewolf muses and some to be said by them, but of course you can use any however you want.
“Will you turn me into a werewolf?”
“Does it hurt? Turning into a wolf?”
“Do you remember anything from when you’re a wolf?”
“How did you get bitten?”
“How do I know you’re not going to bite me?”
“How come you didn’t tell me you were a monster?”
“I got you this, but I realized it’s silver. Is that safe for you?”
“Do you play fetch?”
“I wish I was a werewolf too!”
“How are you doing? I know the full moon was last night.”
“I’m going to plant wolfsbane. I want to trust you, but, just in case.”
“How can I recognize you when you’re a wolf?”
“[Name], is that you? Can you hear me? I know wolves can’t talk but I hope you still understand.”
“I can’t come, it’s a full moon.”
“I’m exhausted, it was a full moon last night.”
“Lots of people have silver allergies and are busy on nights that happen to be full moons! There’s no reason to suspect I’m a werewolf!”
“I’m a werewolf. Don’t tell anyone.”
“Everyone knows I’m a werewolf by now.”
“I don’t want to talk about how I got bitten! Why do people think that’s an okay question?”
“You really don’t want to be a werewolf, it’s not as cool as you think it is.”
“I love being a werewolf. Do you want me to turn you?”
“No. I couldn’t live with myself if I turned you.”
“I don’t want to turn you into a werewolf, but if it’s the only way…”
“I promise I’m not dangerous in wolf form. I have full control.”
“Be careful around me when I’m a wolf. I don’t want to hurt you.”
“What happened while I was transformed? When I turn back I don’t remember anything.”
Paranatural Starters: Chapter One
“Is there some sort of problem, [name]?”
“Ah, but [name], it’s been my life’s dream to own a store like this one…”
“My friends are gonna be jealous ‘cause I can get candy whenever I want to.”
“You’re not supposed to be so cynical until you’re thirteen. Act your age, kiddo.”
“Don’t tell me you forgot stores are supposed to sell stuff!”
“Only a coward would attack a man with his back turned.”
“Who do you think you are, landing on our friend like that?”
“But seeing as I’m in a good mood, I’ll let you off with an apology. And fifty cents.”
“Get back here, you jumpy little circus freak!”
“Using food as a weapon? That’s a recipe for the collapse of society!”
“Are you trying to get us detention!? Or JAIL TIME!?”
“You didn’t have to steal it! You could have just looked at it!”
“Whoa, hey. No you’re not. You’re just a terrible person.”
“You, being here, being new, being you, present both of us with a unique opportunity.”
“This isn’t a tour or an interview anymore, is it?”
“Oh, oh! [Name], the best room in the building is right around the corner.”
“…so then he goes into the ice cream store, and there’s another shark!”
“Oh, you absolute dork. There’s a first impression you’ll never live down.”
“No, see, ‘Q’ isn’t even a number.”
“And the inside of this desk, ‘tis a fine symbol for the dark underbelly of childhood, sticky with sorrow and chewing gum.”
“Stand up straight, [Name]. You’re more bent out of shape than your sorry excuse for an instrument.”
“It makes butterflies.”
“Pandora’s box, [Name]. You just ripped it in half!”
“Yeah, well, I’m over it. I could care less if they’re a cult or some kinda crime ring.”
“Don’t sit in the front row. [Name] is big on class participation. …The unpleasant kind.”
“Too surreal to be awake, too exhausting to be asleep.”
“Chin up! Shoulders back! Chest out! Charm to max! Engines, full power! You’ve got this!”
“Be discreet with your powers, but as always, your safety has priority over out secrets.”
“Fair princess[/prince/etc.], should I die of beast or boredom, bury me with my CDs.”
“Requesting danger level change to code Delta 3 Orange Soda.”
“Are you trying to scare me? That’s going to be hard.”
“Give chase, you clown!”
“Stop being evil.”
“This is the world we have the privilege of being a part of.”
“A world teeming with life unbound by the laws of reality.”
“You’ll be wanting answers, then.”
“It’s like we’re dead without being dead.”
“And lastly, we have [Name], who is desperately trying to claw [his/her/their] way up from [his/her/their] position as club mascot by undermining my authority.”
“I will dance on your grave, [sir/ma’am/etc.].”
“You need us to keep you from being eaten until your powers come in.”
“Is that a thing? Is that a thing that happens?”
“So ghosts are like, totally a secret, okay?”
“I’d shatter that sad illusion, but it’s probably the only thing keeping you from blowing up his house.”
Paranatural Starters, Chapter 2
“Mercy, mercy! I don’t want to die!”
“Answers! Who are you? What are you doing here?”
“I’m not buying it, [name]. Your grin was at least an 8.3 on the international scale of creepy.”
“I was just flexing my face muscles, [name]. Gotta make sure my muscles are ready in case I’m ever happy again.”
“See? No harm meant or done!”
“I don’t know what his deal is.”
“You know what’s even weirder? Talking to the dead. How are you doing that?”
“I’m a zombie. And also I have superpowers. Cool ones.”
“Watch those tears. I don’t want that thing all oxidized.”
“So, [name], have you been, uh, dead for long?”
“How long is ‘a while?’”
“Was hers a sudden, gristly sort of death?”
“All the more reason for your mother’s phantom husk to still be haunting this torturous plane!”
“Lamb on a ham sandwich! That thing has superpowers just like you, [name]!”
“Okay, that’s a little out of my comfort zone. Gonna call for some backup.”
“Yes, well, I was just wondering ow you felt about amphibian monsters because there is one in my house help please help.”
“Is it aggressive? Are you being aggressed?”
“Oh, don’t you dare! Do not play the skeptical slasher movie cop! I am in clear and future danger!”
“Mmhm… okay, we’ll be there, but you better be able to prove this thing’s ferocious.”
“Oh no, it’s coming this way! Why is it coming this way?”
“Oh gob by nodse!” (“Oh god my nose!”)
“Maybe if your nose wasn’t a little pathetic nub it could take hits better, [name].”
“Hey, man, I don’t know why you’re attacking me or why you think you’re… legally… allowed to assault a child, but, uh… hey so can you stop?”
“Ah, you’re that sort. I could just disarm you, then.”
“Hey, hey, bro, BRO!”
“Those are terrible last words!”
“Sometimes a giant snake monster is just a giant snake monster.”
“You’re all gonna die!”
“Don’t worry, [name]. I’ll save you from whatever.”
“Choose your last and second-to-last words, interloper. I will crush you and then devour your ghost.”
“Are we gonna do this the easy way, or the I-kill-you way?”
“What was that? Couldn’t hear you over my imagining the sound of your bones snapping, [setting-appropriate insult].”
“You dare!?”
“This didn’t have to happen!”
“You are so lucky you don’t have to see this.”
“Oh, uh… you don’t have a family, do you?”
“What kind of question is that?”
“What just happened!? Teach me as we go, please!”
“Hey, hey! You gotta pay for that!”
“We flipped a coin to see who’d risk going in. I lost.”
“I don’t think you’re taking my situation seriously enough.”
“We DID warn you you were in danger.”
“You’re kinda new at this, huh?”

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Paranatural Starters, Chapter 3
“That is an awesome superpower!”
“I guess this makes me a hero now, huh?”
“There’s no history of superpowers.”
“That’s a math thing, [name], look it up.”
“Death cultists love math.”
“You’ll understand when you’re smarter.”
“Is that a friend, [name]?”
“It’s okay to have standards, you know.”
“Hey, how did you find my house? Did [name] send you?”
“Wait, what happened last night?”
“The context usually involves mortal peril.”
“Why isn’t every inch of the earth filled with the ghosts of dead bugs?”
“Your shortcut is downhill? [Setting-appropriate destination] is in the opposite direction! At the opposite elevation!”
“Watch those hair spikes! I don’t want gel poisoning!”
“What!? I broke my brooding persona for nothing!?”
“Do you assess the murderability of ALL your friends?”
“I, uh… don’t think I’m old enough for a symbiotic relationship.”
“Yes, you too can obtain rainbow… bubble… powers by allowing a monstrous, phantom ‘skelk’ to inhabit your genderless grey blob of a body.”
“How them bruises healing?”
“Doctor says to avoid fists.”
“Don’t point your hair at me you chump elf!”
“Don’t start fights so quick, [name].”
“Words before murds.”
“There’s no cheeks more punchable than rich cheeks.”
“How is it you’re able to talk without saying anything? It’s like verbal moonwalking.”
“Here, [name], get on my shoulders and climb.”
“You sure attract some strange company, [name].”
“Pretty sure saints can’t be CEOs.”
“That’s really confusing. Just absolute terrible riddle construction.”
“[Name], I am picking up subtle hints that you are a huge ludicrous oaf.”
“I take it you still want to fight me?”
“Pretty sure I’m enlightened now.”
“We’re not being paid to tell the truth.”
“You nearly chipped my flippin’ skull!”
“Chin up, scrub.”
“You are a menace.”
“I’m trying to help you find a new passion, [name].”
“A life without passion is like a fish without a bicycle in an alternate universe where fish ride bicycles.”
“I possess a plethora of popularity prerequisites. A natural aloofness, good taste in music, a lack of interest in school clubs.”
“Don’t pass out or something’ll come along and eat you.”
“Hey, you best pop off, bro. I’ve got a bad attitude and I know where your knees are.”
“Listen, we’re not so different, you n’ me. Like, our faces are very similar.”
“Can I have my scooter back?”
“I forget where I was going with this, but the takeaway is your parents don’t love each other.”
“He’s probably just unconscious?”
“What have you been doing this whole time?”
“So, um… what exactly happened here and should we call an ambulance?”
“Sports law says you’re dead!”
“To get a license to practice sports law, you have to pass the bar 30 times. With your chin.”
“I didn’t agree to anything!”
“The others will hear about this!”
“Does 911 work in [location], or is there some wacky and random alternative? Like, should I tap my heels together and ~believe~ in ambulances?”
“Hey, whoa, no amateur defibrillation!”
“It certainly… looms.”
“You have seen the damage a lightning bolt can do. If you wish to be truly just, you must understand the destruction wrought by the shadow of a storm cloud.”
“Learn to appreciate darkness in its more subtle forms, lest its influence deny you the redemption you seek.”
“It is because your heart serves justice, [name], that such missteps as this torment you so.”
“The absurdity of this situation just hit me all at once.”
“I must discuss something serious with you, [name].”
“…I’ll half-swear all I want, you scallion!”
“Outrank my fist!”
“Honestly, it’s bad enough seeing you in my dreams every night.”
“Ah, umm! That was… exactly what it sounded like, I suppose.”
“Considering the situation, running was a realistic, if not well-reasoned, reaction.”
“You two seem to be getting along. Friends already, I hope.”
“I will answer to the best of my considerably significant ability, and/or the limits of you significantly less considerable authorization.”
“No one will pay you to write about ghosts.”
“It’s a supernatural thing. I wouldn’t worry about it. About how it works, I mean. You should definitely worry about getting your head bitten off.”
“How is he breathing?”
“I am going to die!”
“[Name], is that an injury?”
“We all felt the same way. Still do! You won’t find anyone more understanding of what you’re going through than us.”
“Yaaah! Ink on my eyeballs!”
“He’s been looking for an excuse to rub his face on the floor for a while.”
Jewelry Starter Meme
“God, jewelry is expensive.”
“I bought you this [bracelet, necklace, etc.].”
“I made you this [bracelet, necklace, etc.].”
“You can’t wear that around a baby, they pull on everything!”
“Legends say that the [ring/amulet/etc.] has great power!”
“Legends say that the [ring/amulet/etc.] has is cursed!”
“I need help picking out an engagement ring.”
“Do you want to look at wedding rings?”
“I want to use my [relative]’s wedding/engagement ring. It’s a family heirloom.”
“My family wants me to use my [relative]’s wedding/engagement ring, and it’s a family heirloom, but I kind of hate it.”
“Should I buy a class ring?”
“I got the best spider ring this Halloween, it glows in the dark!”
“You can’t propose with a ring from a gumball machine.”
“I can’t wear these, my ears aren’t pierced.”
“You’re too young to get your ears pierced.”
“I can’t find my other earring!”
“I love your piercings!”
“No one will hire you with all those piercings.”
“Will you hold my hand while they do the piercing? I’m scared.”
“I broke my necklace!”
“I’m sorry I broke your necklace.”
“Don’t chew on your necklace, you’ll ruin it.”
“You want to get matching friendship necklaces?
“[Kid] will be sad if I never wear it, but where can I wear a necklace made of ziti and yarn?”
“I made you a friendship bracelet.”
“It’s rude to ask why someone has a Medic-Alert bracelet.”
“Who wears a watch anymore?”
“I wear a watch so that people don’t notice I can’t read an analogue clock.”
Fire Themed Starters
“Do you know how to build a fire?”
“Great, we’re lost in the woods with no fire.”
“Do you want to make s’mores?”
“It’s a fake fireplace, don’t try to build a fire.”
“We’re having a bonfire party.”
“I’ll show you how to set a leaf on fire with a magnifying glass.”
“Don’t play with matches.”
“I have a lighter we can use for light.”
“Don’t use a lighter as a flashlight, what if you trip?”
“I’m scared of fire.”
“I’m going jump over a fire on a skateboard and put it on YouTube!”
“Tell [parent/guardian] that you think I’m old enough to use a blowtorch.”
“That looks really flammable.”
“Did you set what you were cooking on fire?
“Did you set the microwave on fire?”
“How did you manage to set pasta on fire?”
“Pull the fire alarm just before the test is supposed to start.”
“Pull the fire alarm just before the meeting is supposed to start.”
“Who set off the fire alarm?”
“Call [911/999/setting equivalent], there’s a fire!”
“Tell the firefighters it was a false alarm.”
“I wanna be a firefighter when I grow up!”
“It’s still arson to set a mailbox on fire.”
“The fire started under suspicious circumstances.”
“They say the place has been haunted ever since the fire.”
Music Starter Memes
“I love this song!”
“I hate this song!”
“This should be our song.”
“This song reminds me of you.”
“How can you listen to this?”
“Please don’t teach my kid that song.”
“Turn that off, it’s three in the morning.”
“Why are they already playing Christmas songs?”
“Turn the music up!”
“Hand me the aux cord.”
“You’ve probably never heard of the bands I like.”
“You’ve never been to a concert?”
“How did you get tickets to see them?”
“Have you seen my headphones?”
“What’s an eight-track?”
“Your voice is beautiful.”
“Since when do you play the [instrument]?”
“Music lessons are expensive.”
“Can you teach me to play the [instrument]?”
“A kazoo is not a real instrument.”
“I’m a self-taught musician.”
“I want to be a rock star!”
“Do you want to start a band?”
“I’m kicking you out of the band.”
“I think our band needs to break up.”
“I wrote a song for you.”
“I wrote a breakup song about you.”
“I’m writing a song. What rhymes with [beige/chaos/false/music/woman]?”
“Did you write this song?”
“Dance with me?”
“Can I have this dance?”
“I don’t dance.”
“I don’t know how to dance.”
“I’ll teach you how to dance.”
“I need to learn how to slow dance.”
Crushes Starter Memes
“I’ve never felt like this about anyone before!”
“I think I’m in love at first sight!”
“I get crushes way too easily.”
“You get crushes way too easily.”
“Straight [girl/guy/person] crushes are the worst.”
“How do I find out if they like me back?”
“I’m too nervous to talk to them.”
“I should send them a love letter.”
“I should send them flowers.”
“I should send them a Valentine’s card.”
“My friend has a crush on you.”
“No one would ever have a crush on me.
“How do I find out if someone has a crush on me?”
“I got an anonymous love note and it’s so cute!”
“I got an anonymous love note and it’s so creepy.”
“What’s the point of a celebrity crush?”
“It is so awkward having a crush on a [coworker/classmate].”
“Will my crush on them ruin our friendship?”
“Can you believe I used to have a crush on you? I can’t imagine that now, you’re one of my best friends.”
“I’m over you. It was just a crush.”
“I love you. Can you believe we started off as just a crush?

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Wishful Starters
“I wish you were here.”
“I wish you would shut up!”
“I wish I could help.”
“I wish I still loved you.”
“I wish I never met you!”
“I wish I knew what to do.”
“I wish I could fly.”
“I wish I could sleep.”
“I wish I was like you.”
“I wish I was a hero.”
“I wish I was famous.”
“I wish I could believe you.”
“I wish you would listen to me!”
“I wish we weren’t related.”
“I wish I was brave enough.”
“I wish you loved me.”
“I wish I had a pony!”
“I wish I didn’t have to go.”
“I wish I could be normal!”
“I wish I could be special!”
“I wish I was good at something.”
“I wish I didn’t know.”
“I wish you hadn’t told me that.”
“I wish for a sausage.”
“I wish for a baby.”
“I wish for a baby, even one the size of my thumb.”
Starters for Cynical and Bitter Muses
“The world is broken.”
“There are no good people left in the world.”
“You can’t trust anyone.”
“Don’t get close to people, you only get hurt.”
“The world isn’t fair.”
“Love isn’t real.”
“God, I hate everyone.”
“What’s in it for me?”
“How come you get to be happy?”
“The only thing worth chasing is revenge.”
“Life doesn’t mean anything.”
“Friendship is bullshit.”
“You can only trust yourself.”
“Ha, you think they love you?”
“Anyone who says they love you is only trying to take advantage of you.”
“Fine, you win. Does that make you happy?”
“Nothing is worth it.”
“It’s not my job to feel bad for you.”
“Love destroys people.”
“You have no right to care.”
“People are born evil.”