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This is cultural exchange done right

please do not look up to me. I am 1 inch tall. I'm down here. if you look up you won't see me

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

every time i search where a movie is streaming and it’s not on like one of the big streamers i whisper to myself ‘poob has it for you’

“Big Pharma” okay are we talking about how privatization and monetization has deeply corrupted the field of medicine or are you talking about how you think chemicals in the water are making the frogs gay

“GMOs”? Are we talking seeds that grow sterile plants and patenting genetic modifications then destroying any competition no matter how small they are? Or are we talking life saving rice with vitamin a to make sure kids don’t go blind in regions not suited for other high vit a veg? … or are we talking about your chidoodle?

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

crossfaded on a pastry + a little drinky drink

call him bubonic the way he plagues me

If the US military wants so bad to liberate a desert region from a repressive religious organization, Utah is right there.

What if the meme was instead "oh you hate [band]? name 5 of their songs", to make fun of the cynical impulse to dismiss something without being familiar with it. A better world?

It has come to my attention that I forgot about dead

eleventh plague. emails. 

Pharoah, I hope this email finds you letting my people go

as per my last plague,