Deranged (Taylor's Version)

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

normalise saying ''what the fuck is wrong with you'' to mean people

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

Justifying your irrational dislike for something by saying it "killed my father" is at least twice as funny when talking to someone who knows your still very alive father

at the end of the day alicent was completely able to match rhaenyra's freak on who can come up with the most batshit way to see each other. like you wanna show up at my church dressed up like a nun and hold a knife to me? bitch it's 3am and i just broke into your house come downstairs

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

alicent literally told mysaria "rhaenyra cheated on me with that blonde motherfucker and she'll cheat on you with him too!"

anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming

I really wish all children were protected all the time

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it