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Has anyone tried to see if chimpanzees or bonobos could be taught to fully master fire

this one guy did and he was chained to a mountain to have an eagle eat his liver every day

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

me @ the concept of living my life: i’ll wait in the car

so that’s where cats come from 

good crop this year

no offense @life but can I have a breather… a break… some slack…

@ all clothing store employees im so sorry im so bad at folding i just wanted to look at it

i had a nightmare that the demigoogoo from stranger things was trying to take the son i don’t have from our bedroom last night and some lady kept trying to give me christmas lights while the demigordo was dragging the kid on the floor behind her and i had to yell that i didn’t have time to decorate