Homestuck MelodyTier!

JOHN VALJOHN:

One day more

Another day, another destiny

This never-ending road to battle LE

As we race to the final battle line

The clock is ticking out of time

One day more

Sollux:

I did not live until today

How can I live when we are parted?

John:

One day more

Sollux and Feferi:

Tomorrow you'll be worlds away

And yet with you, my world has started

Meulin:

One more day all on my own

Sollux & Feferi

Will we ever meet again?

Nepeta:

One more day with him not caring

Sollux & Feferi

I was born to be with you

Meulin:

What a life I might have known

Feferi & Sollux:

And I swear I will be true

Nepeta:

But he never saw me there

KARKAT:

One more day before the scratch

Sollux:

Do I follow where she goes?

Karkat:

A new life that we’ve created

Sollux:

Shall I join my brothers there?

Karkat:

When our ranks begin to form

Sollux:

Do I stay; and do I dare?

Karkat:

Will you fight LE with me?

[ALL]

The time is now, the day is here

JOHN:

One day more

TEREZI:

One day more to revolution

We will axe the green cherub

We'll be ready for shennanigans

Until the new world has begun

JOHN:

One day more

TEREZI and GAMZEE

Watch 'em run amuck

Catch 'em as they fall

Never know your luck

When there's a free for all

Here's a little 'dip'

There a little 'touch'

Most of them are goners

So they won't miss much

TROLLS as 1 KIDS as 2

[1:] One day to a new beginning

[2:] Raise your strife spe-ci-bi high

[1:] Every troll will now be free

[2:] Every troll will now be free

[1:] There's a new world for the winning

[2:] as we race to the green sun

[ALL]

Do you hear the people sing?

Sollux:

My place is here, I fight with you

John:

One day more

SOLLUX + FEF:

I did not live until today

NEPETA

One more day all on my own

SOLLUX/ FEF

How can I live when we are parted?

TEREZI

We will join these people's heroes

We will follow where they go

We will learn their little secrets

We will know the things they know

John:

One day more

SOLLUX AND FEF:

Tomorrow you'll be worlds away

MEULIN:

What a life I might have known

SOLLUX AND FEF:

And yet with you my world has started

TEREZI:

One day more to revolution

We will axe the green cherub

We'll be ready for shennanigans

Until the new world has begun

Terezi and GAMZEE

Watch 'em run amok

Catch 'em as they fall

Never know your luck

When there's a free-for-all

John:

Tomorrow we'll be far away

Tomorrow’s final battle day

[ALL]

Tomorrow we'll discover

What the cherub - and - cond-esce has in store

One more dawn

One more day

[note: the voices did not happen as planned. gomen]

Go the Distance

KARKAT: I'm malicious, loud and scary My shouts could curdle dairy Emotion wise, my feels are not the neatest But despite my nubby look And my temper, and my hook I've always yearned to be a FLARP team leader Can’t ya see me at the forefront of the battle? Ordering the nookstains as I lead? Yep, I'd rather be called deadly Than shouty and unfriendly [FUCK YOU!] 'Cause way down deep inside I wanna lead

Everyone: He wants to lead He wants to lead!

KARKAT: I’m just as loud and angry as I seem! Though I don’t like sleeping either You can count me with the dreamers Like everybody else I've got a dream!

NEPETA: I've got kitty claws and red ships And an affinity for catnip Meulin: And let's not even mention my fandoms Nepeta: But despite my furry tail And my fanfics involving pails I really wanna make a love connection Can't you see me with a purrfect lil someone? Rolepurrlaying out some love scenes? [being #goals, your otp?] Though I'm one weird little kitty I’m not affuraid to get gritty 'Cause way down deep inside I've got a dream I've got a dream!

EVERYONE: She's got a dream! NEPETA: I've got a dream! EVERYONE: She's got a dream!

NEPETA: And I know one day romance will reign supreme! Though my claws leave people screaming There's a grub behind it, dreaming -- Like effurybody else I've got a dream

Everyone: Vriska RPs as a fairy pirate Meulin and kurloz are into mime Calliope’s blood is lime Jane crocker’s cupcakes are sublime lalonde knits kurloz sews jade does little puppet shows

KARKAT: And gamzee collects weird juggalo shit

DAVE: I have dreams, like you -- no, really! Just much less touchy-feely They mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny Making sick beats alone In a house without my bro Surrounded by enormous piles of money

TEREZI: I've got a dream!

[Thug Chorus:] She's got a dream!

terezi: I've got a dream!

[Thug Chorus:] She's got a dream!

Terezi: Although i’m seer of mind i cant see cuz i’m blind

[Thug Chorus:] Yeahh!

TEREZI: And with every passing hour I'm so glad I left my tower -- Like all you lovely folks I've got a dream!

EVERYONE: She's got a dream! He's got a dream! They've got a dream! We've got a dream! So our diff 'rences ain't really that extreme! We're one big team...! Call us brutal -- Sick --

KARKAT: Sadistic --

NEPETA: And grotesquely optimistic

EVERYONE: 'Cause way down deep inside We've got a dream!

KARKAT: I've got a dream!

NEPETA: I've got a dream!

EVERYONE: I've got a dream! I've got a dream! I've got a dream!

TEREZI: I've got a dream!

[All:] Yes way down deep inside, I've got a dream! Yeahh!

Zero to Hero

EVERYONE:

Bless my soul

Hussie’s on a roll

Person of the week in every MSPA poll

TROLLS:

What a pro

He  could stop a show

Point him at a troll and you're talking KO’d

FEMALE KIDS:

He was a no one

EVERYONE ELSE: A zero, zero

TROLLS:

Now he's a honcho

EVERYONE: He's a hero

EVERYONE:

He was a creator with his act down pat

From zero to hero in no time flat

Zero to hero just like that

ALPHA KIDS:

When he smiled

The fans went wild with

Oohs and aaaahs

And they slapped his face

In every place

Feferi: every single place

TROLLS:

From kickstarter fees and royalties

Hussie had cash to earn

Now nouveau riche and famous

He could tell you

What to do with 2 mil to burn

EVERYONE:

Say amen

There he goes again

Trying to kill lord english in an epic 7 acts

Trolls lined up

Just to see the end

And the lord of huss

Packed a pair of godly lips

Waste of space,

He sees, he conquers

Honey, the crowds were

Going bonkers

KIDS:

He showed the moxie brains, and spunk

From zero to hero a major hunk

Zero to hero

ROXY: and who'da thunk

TROLLS: Who put the god in godtier?

Kids: Andrew hussie!

KIDS: Whose daring plot twists are great theater?

TROLLS: Andrew hussie!

EVERYONE: Isn't he bold?

[HIGH VOICES]: No one braver

Is he sly

Our favorite creator

TROLLS: Hussie, hussie

KIDS: Hussie hussie

Andrew hussie

EVERYONE: Bless my soul

Hussies on a roll

Meta leader

Riding high

And the nicest guy

Not conceited

He was a nothin'

A zero, zero

Now he's a honcho

He's a hero

Give him a horse he’ll be yours forever

From zero to hero

The one we need

Now he's a hero

FIXER UPPER

Kanaya: What’s the issue, John?

Why are you holding back from such a troll?

Is it the stompy way he walks?

Nepeta: Or the grumpy way he talks?

Terezi: Or the pear-shaped, square-shaped

Weirdness of his physique?

Karkat: HEY!

Tavros: Though we know he’s been sleeping

Swell - he always ends up lookin a bit unwell.

John? Dirk? Dave?: But you’ll never meet a fellow who’s as

Nepeta and Tavros: Sensitive and sweet!

So he’s a bit of a nubby freakshow,

So he’s got a few flaws.

Kanaya: Like his peculiar rage spouts,

Sollux: His thing with his other selves.

Kanaya and Sollux: That’s a little outside of nature’s laws!

EVERYONE:  So he’s a bit of a nubby freakshow,

but this we’re certain of

You can fix this nubby freakshow

Up with a little bit of love!

Karkat: Can we please just

Stop talking about this?

We’ve got a real, actual problem here.

Meulin;  I’ll say! So tell me, JOHN

Is it the way that he runs scared?

Karkat: I NEVER-

Sollux: Or that he’s socially impaired?

Karkat: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Nepeta: Or that he always cries over troll Will Smith?

John: I did not need to know that…

Karkat: FUCKIN-

Feferi: Are you holding back your

Fondness due to his weak unnatural blood caste?

Everyone: Or the way he covers

Up that he’s honest and good?

Everyone: He’s just a bit of a nubby freakshow,

He’s got a couple of bugs

His isolation is confirmation

Of his desperation for rom-com love

So he’s a bit of a nubby freakshow,

But we know what to do

The way to fix up this nubby freakshow

Is to fix him up with you!

Karkat: ENOUGH! He is seeing that Lalonde chick, okay!

(beat)

meulin: So he’s a bit of a bucktoothed freakshow,

Tavros: That’s a minor thing.

meulin: his quoted ‘relationship’ can be sunk in a day or week

Nepeta: And by the way I don’t see it on my wall!

Male Trolls: So he’s a bit of a freakshow himself,

His brain’s a bit betwixt.

Get his flush crush out of the way and

The whole thing will be fixed.

Feferi: We’re not sayin’ you can change him,

‘Cause people don’t really change.

We’re only saying that love’s a force

That’s powerful and strange.

Kanaya: People make bad choices if they’re mad,

Or scared, or stressed.

nepeta: Throw a little love their way.

Female Trolls: Throw a little love their way.

Female Trolls: And you’ll bring out their best.

All Trolls: True love brings out their best!

Everyone’s a bit of a freakshow themselves,

That’s what it’s all about!

Feferi: Kismesis!

Nepeta: Moirail!

Kanaya: Matesprit!

EVERYONE: We need each other to raise

Us up and round us out.

Everyone’s a bit of a freakshow themselves,

But when push comes to shove.

Tavros:

The only freakshow fixer

That can fix a nubby freakshow is

EVERYONE:

True! true!

True, true, true!

Love (True love)

Love, love, love, love, love

Love! (True love!)

True…

Meulin: Do you, John, take Karkat to be your purrfect partner?

LET IT GO- PLAY THE GAME!

Kids: The computer screen glows bright in my face,

Get the client, load it up

A game that changed everything

Scattered my life to dust

Trolls: I’m entering the medium and I know the game don’t lie

If I don’t make it back, my friends will know I tried

Got to be quick, got to be swift

Cause’ your life could change in a minute

Kids: Type down the words, speak with the trolls

Let sburb load

Everyone: Play the game, Play the game

This is what you’ve been waiting for

Play the game, Play the game

Risk your life and fight Jack Noir

Kids: Now you see,

SBURB’s not just a name

Trolls: Let the timelines flow,

We’ll beat LE and we will win the game

Roxy: It’s funny how your whole life,

Can change in the blink of an eye,

Nepeta: Make new friends along the way

Some old ones have to die

Kids: It’s time to ascend not to abscond,

To see through what’s right and what is wrong

Everyone: God tier, Grimdark, titles achieved

Through gates we’ll leap

Trolls: Play the game, Play the game

Derse, Prospit, and Skaia

Play the game, Play the game

Escape from Alternia

Everyone: Here we stand,

In this game we play,

Let the timelines flow

God Tier: Our powers grow as we scale the echeladder

Our friendships tested as we shake up the green sun

Male trolls: And a thought surfaces in a monumental blast

No, We’re not holding back

We’re following our path

EVERYONE: Play the game, play the game

When we defeat all of the foes

Play the game, Play the game

Break free from the sorrow

Trolls: Now you see,

This ain’t just a game,

Everyone: Let the timelines flow,

Terezi- On the first day of twelfth perigee, my matesprit gave to me a scalemate hanging from the tree! Hee hee hee hee!

Sollux- On the second day of twelfth perigee, my matesprit gave to me two sets of stairs

Terezi- And a scalemate hanging from the tree! Haa haa haa!

Nepeta- On the third day of twelfth perigee, my matesprit gave me to three sharp claws!

Sollux- two sets of stairs

Terezi- And a scalemate hanging from the tree!

Feferi- On the fourth day of twelfth perigee, my matesprit gave to me four cuttlefish!

Nepeta- three sharp claws!

Sollux- two sets of stairs

Terezi- and a scalemate hanging from the tree! SING IT KARKAT!

Karkat- On the fifth day of twelfth perigee, my matesprit gave to me FIVE FUCKASSES!!!!

Terezi- (that was beautiful!)

Feferi- Four cuttlefish!

Nepeta- Three sharp claws!

Sollux- two sets of stairs

Terezi- and a scalemate hanging from the tree!

Kanaya- On the sixth day of twelfth perigee my matesprit gave to me six revving chainsaws

Karkat- FIVE FUCKASSES

Feferi- Four cuttlefish

Nepeta- Meow meow meow!

Sollux- two sets of stairs

Terezi- and a scalemate hanging from the tree! GO TAV!

Tavros- On the seventh day of twelfth perigee, my matesprit gave to me, uh, seven paraplegics

Kanaya- Six revving chainsaws

Karkat- FIVE FUCKASSES

Feferi- four cuttlefish

Nepeta- Three sharp claws

Sollux- two sets of stairs

Terezi- and a scalemate hanging from the tree!

Vriska- On the eighth day of twelfth perigee, my matesprit gave to me eight spiders spinning

Tavros Seven paraplegics

Kanaya- Six revving chainsaws

Karkat- FIVE FUCKASSES

Feferi- glub glub glub glub glub!

Nepeta- three sharp claws!

Sollux- two sets of stairs

Terezi- and a scalemate hanging from the tree!

Gamzee- On the ninth day of twelfth perigee, my matesprit gave to me nine cans of Faygo

Vriska- eight spinning spiders

Tavros- Seven paraplegics

Kanaya- Six revving chainsaws

Karkat- FIVE FUCKASSES

Feferi- four cuttlefish

Nepeta- three sharp claws

Sollux- two sets of stairs

Terezi- and a scalemate hanging from the tree!

Eridan- On the tenth day of twelfth perigee, matesprit gave to me ten empty… buckets…

Gamzee- nine cans of Faygo

Vriska- eight spinning spiders

Tavros- seven paraplegics

Kanaya- Six revving chainsaws

Karkat- CAN WE STOP YET?

Terezi- (nope! Hee hee!)

Feferi- Four cuttlefish

Nepeta- three sharp claws!

Sollux- two sets of stairs

Terezi- and a scalemate hanging from the tree!

Aradia- On the eleventh day of twelfth perigee my matesprit gave to me [beep] eleven frogs a-leaping

Eridan- Ten empty (sniff) NYYYYYEEHHhh h hhhHhhhH H

Gamzee- Nine cans of Faygo

Vriska- eight spinning spiders

Tavros- Seven paraplegics

Kanaya- Six revving chainsaws

Karkat- TEREZI, YOU SUCK

Feferi- four cuttlefish

Nepeta- three sharp claws

Sollux- two sets of stairs

Terezi- and a scalemate hanging from the tree! ONE MORE TIME!

Equius- on the twelfth of twelfth perigee, my matesprit gave to me twelve rippling hoof-beasts

Aradia- Eleven frogs a-leaping

Eridan-vv-vv a-vvuh vvaaaaaahhhhhhh vveh (sniff sniff) vvieh- aaaahahahahaaaaaahaahaahhh … ah eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (continues till after Kanaya has this)

Gamzee- Hey man, you okay?

Vriska- Eridan, oh my god!

Tavros- Uh, WH-WHAT’S GOING ON?

Kanaya- I’ve Got This (chainsaw revving to life)

Karkat- SHUT THE FUCK UP

Feferi- Oh… Oh my glub…

Nepeta- Thank you Kanaya

Sollux- serves the asshole right

Everyone except Eridan and Karkat- And a scalemate hanging from the tree!