mochi's 100 drabble challenge
rules / ao3 collection / ships: postwickshipping (hpyu), punkbladeshipping, waterlillyshipping, dragonheartshipping (kbsn), lonashipping, spiceshipping, open to platonic ships / adapted from / this post will be updated as prompt/ship combos are received to prevent repeats
Take the long way around.
Can you shut up for five minutes, please???
He’s been gone for quite a while.
I bet you feel like an artist.
Get out of the way before I murder you.
You’re breaking my heart, babe.
It’s just rain - You aren’t gonna melt!
I don’t know why I married you.
Have you ever lied to me?
If I trip over one more of your shoes, I’m throwing them all away.
Aren’t you supposed to be the adult?
You know when your phone buzzes, it means I’m trying to talk to you, right?
When’s the last time we went on a date?
I’ll just tell Mom on you.
What color do you like better?
Am I your husband or your taxi service?
This is where you impress me, right?
Pick up lines only work when I’m drunk.
I can’t believe you didn’t remember
I could beat you up, you know that right?
Would it kill you to help people?
Is it just me, or is it cold as hell in here?
Why’s there a pregnancy test in the trash?
We could get struck by lightning, but you want to kiss in the rain.
You’re never this quiet, what’s wrong?
Down the hall, second door on the left.
I warned you. He warned you. Your freaking mom warned you.
I thought there was time.
Can you just leave me alone?
I like proving you wrong.
Girls can’t drive, plain and simple.
I think you need stitches
Can you be romantic for once?
This is your fault by the way.
Nothing bad is going to happen, baby, I promise.
Excuse me for falling in love with you.
I have fans. More fans than you, actually.
If you die, I’m going to kill you.
Sorry I’m protective over the things I love.
That SOOO classifies as a date.
You’re an idiot. I married an idiot.
I never liked it, I lied.
Remember, we have to get up early tomorrow.
Are you trying to flirt? Because, you’re embarrassing yourself.
Remember when we were dating and you _____
I’m sorry, but that was adorable.
You don’t hate me, quit lying to yourself.
Actually, I couldn’t care less.
Doesn’t make a difference to me anyways.
You passed out for about an hour.
When’s the last time we ______
There’s nothing we can do.
Do you ever stop smiling?
Step aside and watch a pro.
You’re the one who left it laying around.
I’m a lucky girl. I’ll admit that.
Good, I hope you feel bad.
You have a cold, you’re not dying.
I have reasons. You wouldn’t get it.
You know what happens when you assume things.
That’s open for discussion.
Be serious for two minutes, please.