Froggy

🤤🤤

a lady yesterday bought a tiny red onion and i told her “wow i love this onion.. it’s so perfect” and she said “you understand me…”

Trying to not nerd out

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

WHAT?

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

WHAT?????

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

This is very true lol

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

What the fuck

I’m ace but here you guys go

AHHHHHHHH WHY HAS SEX ED FAILED TO TELL US THIS !

y’all need therapy. not girlfriends

But im his therapy🥺

hope his insurance is paying u

The only chick flick I can bear to watch