I'm Just Here For Cats And Larry

*adjusts shiny tinfoil hat* I mean I just think it’s funny that all morning we’ve been talking about 28 and what it means and then Louis just happens to change his 28 songs playlist and then LTHQ posts about it and I personally just think that’s neat because I love a good coincidence, you know?

Can’t believe Liam is out there tweeting Niall and Shawn about having a threesome

louis and harry didn’t set up rainbow stuffed animal bears with blue and green stickers on their shoes reading books written by or about people who struggled with acceptance or coming out with their sexuality at every concert for you to be a weak larrie.

Some of y’alls light was never as loud as as many ambulances as it takes to save a savior and it shows

One Direction isn’t a band it’s a conspiracy theory

SAME!

to quote the icon that is john mulaney: “i have had a long day, i am very small and i have no money so you can imagine the kind of stress i am under”