hottamaleison!

Me on a date: calls you both “babe” and “dude”

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

You can’t. Just save this video to your phone. Show it to them if they laugh you’ve made a friend, if not their loss.

Oooow gaaaawd

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

Way to go Paul!

I want more

What a hell of a show that was...🙃

gay gay death tuna

👌

Stiiiiiiill desperate

Oh my god. It's back

To go to sleep, you have to pretend to be asleep until you actually are.

this fucked me up

Oh my