Mike Driver
The Stonewall Inn
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The Bowery Presents
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noise dept.
$LAYYYTER
Claire Keane
#extradirty
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Show & Tell
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Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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@mellow-cosmos
I think rape is probably the most pure and unequivocal form of evil. Those who date rape drug women in bars are the demons of the world. Watching a friend go through some pain today has truly given me perspective I wish I didn’t have to have.
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I feel like some spiritual combination of Norma from OITNB and Jeremy Hillary Boob, Ph.D.
How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they can’t get that high.
How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”
u wanna fucking go
here for this fight
How do you know a soprano is at your door?
She can’t find the key and doesn’t know where to come in
the last few days has seen me getting into very basic electronics, so here is my small robot son that yells if you get close to them
Do I like women because I like women or have I fetishized my own sex?
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My boyfriend is trying to activate his new phone and has Verizon on speakerphone. The woman he’s talking to just put him on three-way with someone in the wrong department when trying to transfer his old number lol.
You guys are in love now
lauren will you tell us a story
ok heres something
around a year ago someone asked me to draw danny devito as a kitty, spawning this terrible terrible image
time passes. a lot of time passes. then two months ago i get an email from a group of people called FPOAFM doing a pottery installation event, and theyre going around gathering artwork from artists to put onto cups and dishes to sell,, in exchange for a few pieces with the artists work on them
and i said SURE you can use some of my stuff … . but in exchange.… i want something with kitty devito on it. i dont care if you put it on anything else, but one item that i get in return has to have this cat man abomination
i give them my address and a few images and months pass. i forget about it. THEN literally two days ago i get this big package on my doorstep, and INSIDE OF IT…. is the holy grail
in addition to two plates is this incredible porcelain cup with the fabled kitty devito on it, proudly grinning his terrible cat grin
the thing that pushes this cup into the Far Reaches of Awful isnt just the image stamped on it. its that it is one hundred percent made from a mold of a styrofoam cup
its finger presses on the rim, those little lines going around
and all this jargon on the bottom, right under the glaze. the amount of effort that went into reproducing this styrofoam cup is incredible and i can stick it in my shelf and drink soup from it at four in the morning with danny devitos smug cat face looking out over everything i do, forever. follow your dreams
Have a follow-your-dreams weekend, Tumblr.
Taiwanese Pet Groomers Give Haircuts to Small Dogs to Make Their Heads Appear Perfectly Square or Round
How does one become a pragmatic idealist?
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What if clouds and lakes switched spots and every time you looked up you’d see waves being pulled by the moon and we’d wade through the clouds on a hot day. What if birds grew grass and the ground grew feathers. What if flowers were as tall as trees and trees as small as flowers.
I’ll have whatever he’s having.
I’m sitting on my porch watching the rain and listening to this. :)
I’m both terrified and fascinated by obsession.
m42 Trail (source) - Dave Weir
Colorful Cloudy Print Purple Starry Print Blue & Green Starry Print Black and Blue Starry Print Blue Starry Print Elastic Starry Sky Print
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My friends seem to think I do pretty alright without wearing makeup every day, so I don't think I'll start.
Let’s try this out
how badly did it hurt your soul to draw the “after” images?
Is this middle school again?
