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did soulja boy ever tell em

who else started saying “yall” ironically but then it became part of your normal vocabulary and now you can’t stop?

#i started sying it unironically and deliberately because english needs a second person plural

Nice legs, daisy dukes makes a man go: Unacceptable!

thats him thats ready player one

the gays™ are coming

those “monkey brain/human brain” posts except the monkey brain is presented as the rational one

sorry i can’t hang out this weekend im busy planning for a garden party im having thirty years from now

flavors are peach, blackberry, cucumber, and mint. colors are pale sunrise, maple sugar, indigo, and moss. no plasticware. crystal flutes of bubbly water. white linen pants strongly encouraged

all the monarch butterflies in the region will be in attendance. waiting on rsvp from the songbirds. cloud formations are limited to cirrus besides one licensed cumulus drifting past per half hour. the sun will be kind to us

these middle schoolers are touring campus and one of them walked by me and said “hey what’s college life like” and i told him “it sucks” and he said “well it can’t be any worse than middle school.” he’s right

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote