bax evasion

gwynn I distinctly remember you telling me the most you could jerk off in a day was like 2 times

Pushing yourself beyond your limits is what it means to be super saiyan

2hr make out session ft inappropriate touching would be great right now.

2hrs what the fuck yall out here filibustering the pussy

me, walking into a store: are you guys busy? i can come back later. please don’t push yourselves on my account. things happen

Therapists are just…. Common sense filters

Therapists finding loopholes for mental illness things is one of my favorite things about dealing with mental illness because it really helps me understand that just because a reaction is Common doesn’t mean it’s Right. Does doing dishes stress you out a lot? Buy paper plates. Do your obsessive thoughts make you worry about leaving your curling iron on so you drive home from work to check? Just put the curling iron in your purse and bring it to work with you while we work on tackling where this worry comes from. Symptom management doesn’t have to look like drudgery.

I love this post

Hmmm

These kinds of loopholes make life so. Much. Better.

One of my favorite stories is this lady had extremely bad OCD. Every day she’d be late to work because she was convinced that her hair dryer was going to burn down the house so would always have to turn around and check it. Multiple times a day even. A bunch of doctors tied to “fix” her of that fear, until one day she got a doctor that suggested she bring the hair dryer with her. Other doctors were annoyed, saying that wasn’t a the correct way to help, but she gave it a go. When she had that fear, she’d look over and see the hair dryer unplugged in the seat next to her and was able to carry on. I think it’s such a perfect example of actually helping someone instead of forcing them into a neurotypical standard.

That story helped me stop repeatedly checking if my front door was locked. Instead of checking that the door was locked over and over I would check my security system app. If it’s on it will alert me if the front door opens.

“…actually helping someone instead of forcing them into a neurotypical standard” should be added to the Hippocratic Oath.

Started reading about the door and I thought they were gonna say they took the door with them

They’re👏called👏adaptive👏behaviors👏and 👏are 👏literally 👏how👏you 👏fight 👏mental👏 illness👏

Billionaire Philanthropist is such an oxymoron

“Progress happens one funeral at a time.”

Ao3tagoftheday finally snapped

Well maybe you should listen up, and realize that some people actually like having friends, getting along with other human beings, and don’t enjoy conflict or drama, for no reason especially. but if you start bad mouthing, disrespecting, or causing problems with other people for no reason, than you can’t really blame that person (or people) for getting angry ;) ^ My comment says all..

Ok then make your own post. I’m here to inspect furby spider

FACE DOWN ASS UP THAT’S THE WAY I LIKE 2 TRUCK

why the fuck does texas roadhouse encourage its customers to throw peanut shells on the floor. absolutely hellish restaurant

hey so my baby sister works there. have u seen them do the square dancing thing yet? when they play black betty everyone has to come out and start dancing. 

They do what

i live a mile away from one and it’s literally hell on earth there. the bread is good but that’s it. if it’s your birthday they cart you around on the birthday saddle

the what saddle

the birthday saddle

Why are people working allowed to take random ass smoke breaks??? Imagine taking a break during work time to drink wine or some shit. I'm not even allowed to drink water behind the cash register, but you're allowed to leave and smoke? Bitch ass

Wow I just realized work often accommodates people who smoke but not people with disabilities or medical conditions

walk a mile in these light up sketchers 

I am so sorry you are an American

It's ok

No, it’s not

if you ask a girl on a date she might say yes