currently: harnessing my hopes

everyone needs to stop having sex youre supposed to jerk off to your concepts face down in your dark bedroom

James Potter was made for white girl music. this man reacts to Circus by Britney Spears like a sleeper agent.

Sirius and Remus try to shame him for it and he is not having it (Peter is dancing with him)

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.

what are three thousand things you associate with me

Girl tummy is worth everything. Without girl tummy we would be beyond fucked

the loss of the audio jack is due to puritan culture hating on penetration

Regulus tells James to kneel and turns around to James already on the ground looking up at him for more instructions.

Lily: Do you know the ABCs of first aid? Sirius: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.