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Angbang can be shipped in a non abusive way without being ooc for Melkor and Mairon. In this essay I -

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War of Wrath (Blind Guardian • 1998)
Sauron:
The field is lost
Everything is lost
The black one has fallen from the sky and the towers in ruins lie
The enemy is within, everywhere
And with him the light, soon they will be here
Go now, my lord, while there is time
Morgoth:
And you know them too
I release thee, go
My servant you'll be for all time
Sauron:
As you command
My king
Morgoth:
I had a part in everything
Twice I destroyed the light and twice I failed
| left ruin behind me when I returned
But I also carried ruin with me
She, the mistress of her own lust
Andre Olbrich / Hans Juergen Kuersch
Is there even a point to writing fics where gay people aren't depicted as horrible abusive monsters who have no personality other than traumatizing their partner?
And if so what the fuck is the point? No one will read them and no one will recommend them and no one will appreciate them and no one will come back to them.
Maybe gay people really do deserve every bad hand we're dealt.
You know what, no. No. No. Absolutely not.
Pro abuse people don't fucking comment on my posts anymore. Fuck off.
@melkor-did-nothing-wrong Girl you HAVE to watch me playing some Realms in Exile again you'll fucking love it.
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Nothing but despair.
Two happy parents and their overgrown son
Mairon waking up early this, Mairon starting work at 5AM that, how about Mairon deciding to sleep in because he fucking can and Melkor is a great pillow?
How about Mairon complaining and demanding that Melkor stay with him longer because if anyone deserves a king's time it's Mairon, not all of the other people Mairon views as inferior to himself?
Mairon wants to monopolize Melkor's time and also make sure the rest of the fortress knows he has as much of a say on when they get to see their king as the king does.
Melkor thinks the whole thing is very funny because people sometimes have to beg for an audience with him which they don't always get because Mairon has a lot of say in the subject, so they have to beg him too.
I love headcanons that subvert the most popular interpretations. Not because everything popular is bad, it isn't. It's just nice to see a different take on things.
I agree with the post, I love imagining Mairon as someone who, despite loving order and coordination, isn't immune to indulging in laziness and domestic pleasures with his husband-king. After all, he didn't leave Aule just to become a miserable workaholic who is constantly busy and never has a free moment to spend with the love of his life.
He was spoiled, he knew it, and he was proud of it. And he loved taking full advantage of it whenever he could. :)
Mairon waking up early this, Mairon starting work at 5AM that, how about Mairon deciding to sleep in because he fucking can and Melkor is a great pillow?
How about Mairon complaining and demanding that Melkor stay with him longer because if anyone deserves a king's time it's Mairon, not all of the other people Mairon views as inferior to himself?
Mairon wants to monopolize Melkor's time and also make sure the rest of the fortress knows he has as much of a say on when they get to see their king as the king does.
Melkor thinks the whole thing is very funny because people sometimes have to beg for an audience with him which they don't always get because Mairon has a lot of say in the subject, so they have to beg him too.
I'm going to come up with some silly Angbang headcanon/meme EVERY time someone puts non-angbang shit on the angbang tag, I've decided. Since that is a situation that happens a LOT, the quality of all those posts will not always be very high and they're not always going to make sense. So like if any of you doesn't want 500 daily non-canon angbang fluff posts of questionable quality on the tag you can tell your friends to not tag your Melkorless Mairon posts as "angbang" and I'll stop immediately.

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While I'm personally not a fan of that trope where a super strict/disapproving/harsh dad is later shown to be a mushy loving supportive grandpa when grandkids are involved, I think it'd be hilarious to apply to Eru.
If I had a nickel every time someone posted a fic about another ship in the angbang tag without even tagging Melkor, I'd be surprisingly rich by now
Bruh I even used to use "people who think Mairon x Pharazon are otp" as a JOKE example back in the day because I was CONVINCED no one would actually prefer THAT over angbang I just had to stop using it over the years because people legit unironically actually ship that and think it's legit a better couple than angbang and put it in the angbang tag for no reason and my fucking depression is so fucking bad I hate this😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
You get me like no one else, bro. That Pharazon ship is already really hard for me to stomach, and when it keeps getting shoved in my face again and again in the angbang tag, I genuinely start to feel like I'm turning into its biggest hater.
No, your PWP fic where neither character is even named Melkor does not belong there!!!!! I don’t care that you also ship angbang or that you imagine it as "in the past" or whatever. Just use the additional tags instead, not the main one dammitttttt.
I hate that these people make me sound like a bitter, angry asshole, because they’re the ones being assholes, but no one seems to care, and people would rather encourage them to keep doing it by giving them what they want - sharing and supporting what they post.
So we’re never going to see an end to it.
They don't make you sound like a bitter angry asshole. Your reaction is fucking justifiable. Anyone disagreeing just has the agenda to remove Melkor from Angbang as a ship so they can keep the ship name for THEIR pairings because they lack creativity and want to take away what others have built. And uh. No. Fuck off. Come up with your own ship names and leave ours the fuck alone you goddamn thieves.
If I had a nickel every time someone posted a fic about another ship in the angbang tag without even tagging Melkor, I'd be surprisingly rich by now
Bruh I even used to use "people who think Mairon x Pharazon are otp" as a JOKE example back in the day because I was CONVINCED no one would actually prefer THAT over angbang I just had to stop using it over the years because people legit unironically actually ship that and think it's legit a better couple than angbang and put it in the angbang tag for no reason and my fucking depression is so fucking bad I hate this😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Since now we know that truth or canonicity in fandom spaces is completely useless, meaningless and nobody cares about it, I think we need to start inventing cute angbang fluff tidbits that don't actually exist and just treat em as canon the same way people treat their own headcanons that don't actually exist in the text.
I'll start:
Melkor actually gave Mairon flowers very often. He was once told by the Balrog we would later know as Durin's Bane that it's not very dark lord of him to give out flowers, to which Melkor explained that these are actually highly poisonous and only Mairon as the chief torturer of Angband has the right to use them and extract their toxins to use in his interrogations.
I’ve been doing this anyway so wooooo let’s go. Here’s one of mine:
Preface: We know Maiar and Valar don’t need to do anything a mortal body does, such as eat and sleep, and the more they do those things the more tied to their physical body they become.
Mairon is too hectic to ever sleep. He’s got things to organise. Plans to formulate. People to torture. Melkor’s armies to look after. If he stayed still he might actually combust.
Melkor, on the other hand, has been spending so much of his fëa in his works, placing so much of his soul into the world that he is exhausted all the time, and increasingly so. Despite this, sleep does not come easily for he is pained by old scars and tormented by nightmares.
Mairon notices the dark circles under Melkor’s eyes, the slump of his shoulders as he walks and the shuffled gait where once he strode magnificently. His dark lord has become less of a mountain and more of a landslide. He creeps into his master’s bedchamber and sees the restless fluttering of Melkor’s eyelids, the crease between his eyebrows and the shallow breathing through grimaced mouth.
He doesn’t even think twice, it’s instinctual. Mairon climbs into bed and wraps his arm around Melkor, stroking the long dark waves of his inky hair with his other hand whilst pressing his chest tight against his master’s back until the swell and recede of their rib cages match. He feels Melkor relax before he dares peek over and sees the brow is smooth, the eyelids still, the mouth gently open.
It’s a nightly ritual now. Melkor never asks, he never has to. Of all the tasks the lieutenant of Morgoth has in running Angband, he counts this his most sacred.
Melkor: My future Maia husband is probably fake-laughing at his master's lame jokes right now. Melkor: Be patient, my love. A true clown is on the way.

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Since now we know that truth or canonicity in fandom spaces is completely useless, meaningless and nobody cares about it, I think we need to start inventing cute angbang fluff tidbits that don't actually exist and just treat em as canon the same way people treat their own headcanons that don't actually exist in the text.
I'll start:
Melkor actually gave Mairon flowers very often. He was once told by the Balrog we would later know as Durin's Bane that it's not very dark lord of him to give out flowers, to which Melkor explained that these are actually highly poisonous and only Mairon as the chief torturer of Angband has the right to use them and extract their toxins to use in his interrogations.
I'll will always call Melkor and Mairon by their names and not Morgoth and Sauron. That would be like saying "Hey! These are my beloved blorbos BIG FUCKING ASSHOLE and STINKY ONE!"
Bro no, my boys are called Mighty One and Precious...