Please send RuneScape Headcanons

wrong. everyone get more perverted about marine vessels now and I'm not kidding

this post reaching Actual Ship Captains is beyond delightful holy moly

Today's xkcd is going to be another hit with the boat crowd. [x]

That was my year up to now. I didn’t do it last year so I don’t quite have anything to compare it to. Good thing I tagged my level ups by month. Or at least most of them. Oops. Anyway here’s some data I could go back to this time next year.  Also, lord help my ironman in 2018, because I sure as hell am too busy to.

(Will post level ups I havent posted yet before I start what scarce 2019 content I’ll have.)

Oh apparently I didnt do it at the start of 2020 so that’s 2 yrs worth of doin sweet fk all oops.

327.4m~ exp on main (52 levels gained) 60.1m~ exp on iron (108 levels gained) What do you know? Another year of disappointing my ironman by only getting 5m exp a month! nah, I’m kidding, my progress this year has been AMAZING. These are the best yearly exp rates I’ve EVER had on both accounts. Who would’ve thought? I maxed slayer, arch and smithing, I got to 180M farming, and even started taking PvM seriously in my free time. And my iron has gotten nearly as much exp this year as both previous years COMBINED. It has a yak and holy overloads now! I want to stay on the yearly exp rate my main has going right now, (or at least stay above 250m exp per year now that I can’t have 50m farming exp the coming year!) and possibly get 50m more exp on the iron by the end of 2022. Also, barring any new 120 reqs being added, my main is going for comp. Yep, just like that. Watch me and hold me to it! No, bad future Kethsi, stop laughing! I’m doing my best ok?! I SAID STOP LAUGHING!

272.2m~ exp on main (37 levels gained) 123.8m~ exp on the iron (140 levels gained) Hey, past Kethsi! I’m sorry buddy, but one of your goals was so unrealistic and so incompatible with your home life, your work schedule, your ISP and the damn pile of junk on life support you call a computer I couldn’t possibly not laugh. There was no reality in which you would have managed the combat AND the precise timing requirements that go hand in hand with comping. You don’t get to make any more grand promises until you learn take care of yourself and get what you need to get to your goals! But seriously, another year of getting just short of 400 million exp Looks like I did manage the goal of staying above the 250mil exp on my main, so good call on my part. The iron though was where it’s at. This little guy has been following in his older sister’s footsteps. He’s a little dinosaur farmer now! Isn’t that precious? And look, that’s twice the EXP he’s gotten last year! And even gotten more level ups than last time! With stats in the 80s! I’m so proud of him. I think that more realistic than comping on the main is making an attempt to max on the little guy (well, at least max every stat barring invention, slayer and the upcoming one!) or getting 120 farming. He’s already got the dinos he needs sorted! I’m also gonna have to turn virtual levels on for him, see how that’s gonna unfold. The most realistic thing I could try to aim for is uploading the level ups in the same season they were taken in. Maybe I could manage that, and that’ll stop future Kethsi from getting too disappointed. For now, take it away, 2023!

Eh. Anyway. It is what it is.

353M Exp on the main (and 55 levels) 143.5M exp on the iron (and 141 levels) 21.9M exp on the main on osrs (and 182 total levels). Better than 2023, worse than 2024. I should finish 120 mining, wc, fletch and hunter, work on comping and mqc, so I could say I’ve done most of what there is to do before rs gets ads in it and starts costing 500$ a month or whatever… :| Not quite sure what to do with the ironman. Probably do some necro, make progress towards 1bil exp and work on getting all the quests done. I’ll take a look at some Iron meta methods but I might either retire it for a while or make it hop over to OS… (To that end, I’ve included the iron’s osrs stats). We’ll see. If any account needs to get better at PVM that’d be my main and I need to start from there.

337m exp (and 39 levels) on the main, 13.6m exp (and 156 levels) in osrs. 79m exp (and 26 levels) on the iron, 6.8m exp (and 429 levels) in osrs. 2025 was flat out worse than 2024 in terms of gains lol. The state of the gainz this past year was awful. Not much to say honestly. I hope 2026 works out, but I doubt it. I think I'll be focusing on osrs because the new rs3 UI is such an actual eyestrain that I can't look at it without getting a headache. Who knew that of all the things that will transfer me over to osrs, a literally unusably atrocious UI would do it. Might come back to it when they either fix the UI or make that API hub and allow someone else to fix the UI for them. We'll see. Either way, the end of 2026 will be the last reblog in this chain. When 2027 ends I'm just gonna make a 10 year breakdown of stat documentation and progress. As always, waving hello to future Kethsi. Hope your IRL gainz, unlike your RS ones, only go up from here.

That was my year up to now. I didn’t do it last year so I don’t quite have anything to compare it to. Good thing I tagged my level ups by month. Or at least most of them. Oops. Anyway here’s some data I could go back to this time next year.  Also, lord help my ironman in 2018, because I sure as hell am too busy to.

(Will post level ups I havent posted yet before I start what scarce 2019 content I’ll have.)

Oh apparently I didnt do it at the start of 2020 so that’s 2 yrs worth of doin sweet fk all oops.

327.4m~ exp on main (52 levels gained) 60.1m~ exp on iron (108 levels gained) What do you know? Another year of disappointing my ironman by only getting 5m exp a month! nah, I’m kidding, my progress this year has been AMAZING. These are the best yearly exp rates I’ve EVER had on both accounts. Who would’ve thought? I maxed slayer, arch and smithing, I got to 180M farming, and even started taking PvM seriously in my free time. And my iron has gotten nearly as much exp this year as both previous years COMBINED. It has a yak and holy overloads now! I want to stay on the yearly exp rate my main has going right now, (or at least stay above 250m exp per year now that I can’t have 50m farming exp the coming year!) and possibly get 50m more exp on the iron by the end of 2022. Also, barring any new 120 reqs being added, my main is going for comp. Yep, just like that. Watch me and hold me to it! No, bad future Kethsi, stop laughing! I’m doing my best ok?! I SAID STOP LAUGHING!

272.2m~ exp on main (37 levels gained) 123.8m~ exp on the iron (140 levels gained) Hey, past Kethsi! I’m sorry buddy, but one of your goals was so unrealistic and so incompatible with your home life, your work schedule, your ISP and the damn pile of junk on life support you call a computer I couldn’t possibly not laugh. There was no reality in which you would have managed the combat AND the precise timing requirements that go hand in hand with comping. You don’t get to make any more grand promises until you learn take care of yourself and get what you need to get to your goals! But seriously, another year of getting just short of 400 million exp Looks like I did manage the goal of staying above the 250mil exp on my main, so good call on my part. The iron though was where it’s at. This little guy has been following in his older sister’s footsteps. He’s a little dinosaur farmer now! Isn’t that precious? And look, that’s twice the EXP he’s gotten last year! And even gotten more level ups than last time! With stats in the 80s! I’m so proud of him. I think that more realistic than comping on the main is making an attempt to max on the little guy (well, at least max every stat barring invention, slayer and the upcoming one!) or getting 120 farming. He’s already got the dinos he needs sorted! I’m also gonna have to turn virtual levels on for him, see how that’s gonna unfold. The most realistic thing I could try to aim for is uploading the level ups in the same season they were taken in. Maybe I could manage that, and that’ll stop future Kethsi from getting too disappointed. For now, take it away, 2023!

Eh. Anyway. It is what it is.

353M Exp on the main (and 55 levels) 143.5M exp on the iron (and 141 levels) 21.9M exp on the main on osrs (and 182 total levels). Better than 2023, worse than 2024. I should finish 120 mining, wc, fletch and hunter, work on comping and mqc, so I could say I've done most of what there is to do before rs gets ads in it and starts costing 500$ a month or whatever... :| Not quite sure what to do with the ironman. Probably do some necro, make progress towards 1bil exp and work on getting all the quests done. I'll take a look at some Iron meta methods but I might either retire it for a while or make it hop over to OS... (To that end, I've included the iron's osrs stats). We'll see. If any account needs to get better at PVM that'd be my main and I need to start from there.