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But yeah, given Ganondorf’s manipulative and observant nature, I think he would have a very good pulse on what is trending with the finance and crypto bros, and he would have no qualms siphoning money from them. He’d know exactly how to build a convincing online finance guru persona, and use that to push his own pump and dump crypto projects. Once a persona would run its course he would dismantle it and build a new one, rinse and repeat. He’d probably make several investments as well, a good mix of high risk/high reward and steady ones to have a stable cashflow. I think he’d be one of those infuriating people who makes money in so many dubious ways and get away with it :P

*Pats TotK Ganondorf’s head* I adore you, keep slaying those divine goats king 👑💕

I had to think on this a bit. Ultimately, I think he might be intrigued but it would highly dependent on the nature of the ren fair. If it's a small local thing I don't think he would care for it. However, if it something that promises elaborate costumes, handmade jewelry pieces, and professional performances he would be interested to see. He absolutely works yeah, but I don't know if he would necessarily participate in a ren fair beyond simply attending it. Actually, I like to envision a modern day Ganondorf to be someone who has differing, mysterious sources of cashflow coming into his accounts and spends his time on whatever brainworms are infecting his mind at any moment in time. An eldritch wealthy guy if you will.

In modern day? I feel like Ganondorf would keep himself physically strong by having a regular training routine, but I don't think he'd be a "gymbro" per say, like making the gym his entire personality. It would just be part of his regular daily maintenance, like skin care, hair care etc. I do think he'd be a film bro, a music bro, and an overall arts bro. I think he'd enjoy watching movies, visiting art galleries, and listening to music with a critical eye/ear, and he would have a lot of opinions on it. I think he'd be a very obnoxious arts bro when it comes to critique, and I do think he'd spend a significant amount of his time and money on pieces he particularly enjoys.