caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens
“caterpillars have more musicals than humans ..”
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caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens
“caterpillars have more musicals than humans ..”
cam’t reeb

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Person: “I’m 6ft tall”
me: *tries to imagine six subway sandwiches on top of eachother*
wow come for my neck like that
She thinks she’s a human baby
Me too
Same energy

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Unsolicited mom business advice.
When they offer that ridiculously high salary. Act as if you are trying heroically not to bust out laughing. Clear your throat and say. Honestly id have to have 20 percent more to even consider it. I don't want to waste your time and thank you. They will either give you all 20 but at least ten. Then try not to puke from imposter syndrome or at least wait till you get home.
Boutta make eggs at midnight they’re gonna hit different as usual
These eggs hit so hard they slapped my dick off
this is incredibly good
Why Prince Edward is the best Disney Prince
Remember this guy from Enchanted?
Prince Edward comes across as narcissistic, but noble enough to try and save Giselle. He pines for her, desperately wants her, chases after a mere hint of her location.
At first glance, it appears he’s gonna turn out to be another Gaston, but this proves not to be the case.
First, when she says she wants to try going on a date, even though he has no idea what that is, he decides to try it with her to make her happy.
Then his evil step-mother shows up and curses her, so he tries to save her with a true love’s kiss.
When it doesn’t work, he realizes Giselle loves Robert, and so begs Robert to save her WITHOUT HESITATION, as he’s her only hope at this point.
Prince Edward literally realized he wasn’t the one for Giselle when his true love’s kissed failed to save her, and instead of going into denial, or trying to win her back somehow, realized who her true love was, and immediately asked him to give her the life-saving kiss, knowing he would lose her.
Why?
Because GISELLE’S LIFE WAS MORE IMPORTANT TO HIM THAN HIS OWN HAPPINESS, AND HE WAS WILLING TO LOSE HER TO SAVE HER!
AND HE ACCEPTS HER HAPPY ENDING! HE ACCEPTS THAT SHE’S HAPPIER WITH SOMEONE ELSE, AND LETS HER BE HAPPY!

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Can y'all drop a prayer for my mom? Just for her happiness and well being. Anything good you can ask for. Please.
support fat girls with weird curves
support fat girls with no butt
support fat girls with small boobs
dont just support the hour glass/big booty “acceptable” fat girl
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how to dress for your shape: are you human-shaped? play up your natural sex appeal by wearing whatever the fuck you want
Life Tip: As the weather gets warmer, continue to wear whatever the fuck you want. Flaunt everything or keep it cool under cover. Dress to make yourself feel rad.
how to get a bikini body: put a bikini on your body
Want to look great naked? Take all your clothes off.
I love how this post is both body positive and gender neutral.
Okay but the one about the bikini body killed me.
I'll do it for you, creamy
what on earth
please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this
watch it
PLEASE
tchaikovsky is proud
In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

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If you look at the world and say “Yes, there are enough homes for people, yes, there is enough food for people, but if we give it away for free they won’t have earned it and the economy will collapse.” Then you have chosen money (a constructed medium of exchange) over living beings who only want to continue living in peace and safety.
And I have no qualms telling you, that is the wrong choice, and you have been brainwashed by this destructive, exploitative system.
ahhhh, I’m happy this one came back.
Re-blog if you can write in cursive.
I heard cursive is dying. I want to see who still uses it.