Live your best life.

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

Me too

Boutta make eggs at midnight they’re gonna hit different as usual

These eggs hit so hard they slapped my dick off

Can y'all drop a prayer for my mom? Just for her happiness and well being. Anything good you can ask for. Please.

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how to dress for your shape: are you human-shaped? play up your natural sex appeal by wearing whatever the fuck you want

Life Tip: As the weather gets warmer, continue to wear whatever the fuck you want. Flaunt everything or keep it cool under cover. Dress to make yourself feel rad.

how to get a bikini body: put a bikini on your body

Want to look great naked? Take all your clothes off.

I love how this post is both body positive and gender neutral.

Okay but the one about the bikini body killed me.

I'll do it for you, creamy

what on earth

tchaikovsky is proud

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

ahhhh, I’m happy this one came back.