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everyone post their favorite pregnant!mel headcanons/ideas

So I needed to get a lot of Pregnant Mel stuff out of my brain and I was just going to write a list but it came out as a fic instead — you can read it here (it’s 3k words, rated E) and here’s a little sketch to go a long with it 💕💝🌸🍬💞💘🪷🦩

Patrick Ball for Cero Magazine!

trinity changed into nicer clothes for karaoke.

I know Frank does proper surgery on his kids’ broken toys. He makes them step back and watch from a distance. He wears a face mask, Abby’s satin hair bonnet, and the apron from the kitchen. The toys get “anaesthesia”, he checks their “vitals”. For soft toys, he uses proper sutures, narrating what knots he’s using to the kids. He explains that [toy] has been through a lot and needs to be played with gently for the next couple of weeks, and that it’s slowly waking up from anaesthesia now, they can come hold it.

Yall are fucking boring and hateful people leavinf confessions that are "i hate mentos" "i hate kingdon" literally do anything else with your time, enjoy shipping like actually YOUR ship instead of shitting on each other, you're acting like 14 year olds and im wondering if everyone here are only capable of short though process and hating.