Lemon French Style Cheesecake

heavy metals are only dangerous if your a weak fuck. get good and eat some uranium bitch

heart attack averted, i remembered that violence is the answer to anything

He murdered him like a child given free reign with a tire iron

Having spontaneously developed a peanut butter allergy, I immediately perished upon being dicked down by the peanut butter boy

having glass bones would fix a lot of my problems, i think. at least when it comes to sex

Have you ever wondered how a plane flies? Why? Do you question everything? Pervert

have you been using bones illegally?

Harvest me daddy

gonna replace my collagen with chitin. its bug time now babey

Gonna name my kid croquette. Get got bitch, you’re a ball of fried potato mash

gonna go give some toddlers depression. for enrichment

Gonna get my small intestine pierced

Gonna get a vaginoplasty so that I can use an stp device just to fuck with conservatives

gods fingers are coming soon

God, you like things with hands don’t you. What a freak. You’re real nasty, you know that? Only weirdos like things with hands on em

god is lying to you by the way. women. with texas toast. fucking gorgeous. god says no way bit hes a cunt so. marry her. steal her toast