Wilkommen!

Been around the world twice. Talked to everyone once. Seen two whale fuck, been to three world fairs. And I even know a man in Thailand with a wooden cock. I push more peter, more sweeter and more completer than any other peter pusher around. I’m a hard bodied, hair chested, rootin’ tootin’ shootin’ parachutin’ demolition double cap crimpin’ frogman. There ain’t nothing I can’t do. No sky too high, no sea too rough, no muff too tough. Learned a lot of lessons in my life. Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet. Drive all kind of trucks. 2by’s, 4by’s, 6by’s, those big motherfuckers that bend and go “chh chh” when you step on the brakes. Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing. Moderation is for cowards. I’m a lover, I’m a fighter, I’m a UDT Navy SEAL diver. I’ll wine, dine, intertwine, and sneak out the back door when the refueling is done. So if you’re feeling froggy, then you better jump, because this frogman’s been there, done that and it going back for more. Cheers boys.

I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone.