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2018 vs 2023 🧢

It doesn't do any damage, no kryptonite around, but there's gotta be that awkward moment where Clark registers that Bruce just bit him, and Bruce registers that oh that's a person and then oh that did not work how I wanted it to before he lets go.

Just sleep deprived Bruce blinking at Clarks forearm where he's got it between his teeth trying to figure out how they got here.

Clark tries very hard to convince him that if he's biting people at random it might be sleep time. The kids are all watching from random corners of the cave because they definitely weren't going to be the ones that got within biting distance, they know the risks and Bruce may not bite all the time, but he bites enough of the time

Clark “hey maybe it’s time for sleep buddy…right?” Kent and his pal Bruce “I knew it was you and bit you anyway, this is all part of my plan” Wayne, everyone.