oh deer

this could be us

but you’re (not) playing (trombone)

I like this meme because the stock photos make it seem like the same woman but 10 years older.

it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever

daddy has regretfully informed kitten that we need a dual income household to survive

Ants are always like oh shiit you have a thing? You left your Thing there i've always wanted that. And can all my friends come also

This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.