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september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together

in november I'm getting my shit together

in december I’m getting my shit together

in february I’m getting my shit together

in march I’m getting my shit together

in april I’m getting my shit together

in may I’m getting my shit together

being a sports fan is painful because what do you MEAN my team are babygirl but also can't perform for shit. yeah we suck right now BUT we will always be better than our generational rival team. the manager should be fired but wait we're cooking. if my team don't stay together forever i'll start a riot but we need to get rid of THAT ONE ASSHOLE who can't do his job. sports fans contain multitudes and nearly half of them are curse words.

football tournaments give me a genuine midlife crisis because one day it’s 2014 and you’re a kid and your favourite player is still in their peak and then it’s another two years and then you’re older and your favourite player is older and then it’s another two and you’re older than the newest players and your favourite player is retiring. not good. do not recommend.

the immense healing power of room-cleaning can never be overstated