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It’s been a very, very long time - but maybe we can see if we can do this again?

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This is so
Unnecessary
how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour
You can’t. Just save this video to your phone. Show it to them if they laugh you’ve made a friend, if not their loss.
This isn’t the first time I’ve reblogged this, and it sure as hell isn’t the last
adhd gothic
you want to watch a movie. you put it on. two hours have passed. you haven’t watched the movie. there are five new tasks in front of you. you want to watch a different movie.
there is an object in your hand. it is extremely important you don’t lose it. you look down. there is nothing in your hand.
you don’t know your friend’s name. you’ve been friends for months. they just told you their name. you do not know their name.
your friend doesn’t laugh at your joke. why didn’t they laugh? do they hate you? they assure you otherwise. you know they are lying. did they ever like you?
someone asks you what you just said. did you say something? you said so many things. you said nothing. you said everything.
there is something you’re forgetting. you check. you check again. there is nothing you’re forgetting. there is something you’re forgetting.
you had something to say. you can’t remember. it was important. wasn’t it? you can’t remember.
there is a task that needs to be done. it should take ten minutes. you check the clock. it’s been five minutes. you check the clock. it’s been two days.
Who gave you this summary of my week
So. Today in class we assigned Macbeth roles to students to read. When I asked the class who wants to be Lady Macbeth, a young man raised his hand. I kind of stared at him like “Lady Macbeth,” and he nodded like “I know what I’m about ma’am.” So then the student who ended up as Macbeth raised his hand and said “HE’S THE ONE, HE’S MY WIFE!” So I said “yeah sure why not,” and the entire class period they were blowing kisses to each other and winking at each other, and every now and then Macbeth would say “I’m the luckiest man on Earth” and Lady Macbeth would put a hand to his chest, and be like “BABE!”.
I just stared at them, knowing that they CLEARLY have never read ‘Macbeth’ before, so… all this lovey dovey… I don’t know if I have the heart to tell them the truth.
Update:
Macbeth is absolutely willing to fucking throw down for Lady Macbeth. Has already threatened a wall, a desk, a few students, a textbook that was neither his nor Lady Macbeth’s, and me
Lady Macbeth is enjoying the attention and has begun to use this new connection to his advantage. I’m starting to suspect he’s read ahead in the play.
Macbeth is going to end up living in detention at this rate.
Macbeth has no idea that he is the tragedy of the story. Claims to be the hero of the play, fails to see the irony in this
Macbeth slowly scooted his desk across the classroom to hold hands with Lady Macbeth. He was not subtle.
Macbeth has proposed on several occasions. Lady Macbeth just laughs and says they’re already married.
Macbeth’s girlfriend is in the class with them and is “totally not jealous or anything just thinks this whole fucking play is a waste of time”
Lady Macbeth should probably be a theatre major at some point, he fucking rocked Act V scene I
Other teachers and staff are emailing me about the “lovely lords”. Lady Macbeth now refuses to answer to anything other than Lady Macbeth and is always very upset when people don’t call him by his proper title.
THIS is what “boys will be boys” ACTUALLY means
Let me be very clear in saying this is a doggo pupper. But she may be the cutest damn thing I’ve ever seen and I love her. She’s a shiba inu, and they are extremely rare here. And wow they are quite dingo like in behaviour as well as looks - so of course I’m in love.

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I swear I still have no idea what the actual fuck what noise was. Only, it came from her. A snuffle? Gurgle? Snort? Kinda a weird-ass purr? I don’t know guys. What a weirdo.
I don’t know what’s in the air but I have had a lot of people express to me recently that they are interested in getting a dog breed that -in my opinion- isn’t an appropriate choice for them. I came up with a metaphor to explain dog breeds to people and thought I would share it here too.
Like most people I know, I have a car. I like my car. I use it to get from point A to point B and it works perfectly for me. I very much appreciate the role that my car plays in my day to day life. However, I am not the kind of person that wants to spend hours in my garage working on a car. I can change my oil and fill up my tire when it is low on air but I have no interest in tinkering with the engine or rebuilding parts of it. That’s not a reflection on me or on people who do enjoy fixing up and restoring their cars, it’s just not how I choose to spend my time. What it does mean though is that when I went to buy a car I didn’t buy a ‘69 Mustang even though I love how they look. I bought a car that would be lower maintenance and would fit in with my lifestyle better than a vintage muscle car. I love riding in my friends’ beautiful vintage cars but I also recognize the work they have to put into their cars to keep them that way is not something I am passionate about and would be impractical and difficult for me to maintain longterm. It would be ridiculous for me to buy a '69 Mustang and treat it like a new Subaru. The car would break down and I would be frustrated and I would end up investing a lot of time and money into fixing it when I could have been going fun places and doing other things I enjoy more if I had just gotten the Subaru. It would also be silly of me to just get the Mustang anyways and just hope that I happened to get one that wouldn’t need a high level or maintenance and upkeep. A high drive, high intensity breed or a working line dog is a vintage muscle car. It would be ridiculous for me to buy a working line border collie and expect it to act like a pet line labrador. I could get a border collie anyways and hope I end up with the outlier, but just like it would be irresponsible for me to buy a vintage car and just hope that it never needed tinkering it would be silly for me to get a breed of dog that is very predictably not going to be suitable for my needs. For me personally, dogs are not only pets - they are my hobby. So like it makes sense for a car hobbyist to get that Mustang it made sense for me to get a dog that would likely be high energy and work-intensive. For me, spending a few hours a day working with my dogs doesn’t feel like a chore, but not everybody feels this way! Admitting that you need or want a dog with less intensive needs doesn’t mean you’re a bad dog owner or that you couldn’t handle a high energy breed if you really had to - it’s just like me picking a more practical car over something flashier. I’m sure I could figure out how to rebuild an engine on YouTube and car forums, but I realistically there are things I would rather be doing with my time so I factored that into my decision when I bought my car. There’s no shame in picking a dog that works for you, and there’s no shame in being honest about what you need and want in a dog! There’s a buddy out there for everyone that needs you exactly as you are. :)
Positive interruptors are the best. If you’re doing clicker trainer or force free training, it’s an essential tool for behavior management. Here’s how it goes: You say your word (something snappy, not their name), they stop whatever they’re doing to stare at you and run towards you and get a treat. It’s a good treat. Better than whatever they were doing. You start by just saying your made up word in a low distraction environment while the dog knows you have treats and if the dog looks at you, great, click and treat, if not, make some interesting noises with your mouth as a lure. He doesn’t even have to make eye contact, just look slightly towards you. Soon he’ll get to eye lock. Practice like that for a while until you get consistent eye contact, then you can build up distractions. A person looking away, a person looking at her, a person calling to her, a person making kissy noises and squatting, a person offering a treat, a treat sitting unattended on the ground, first far away, then closer, a toy sitting a cross the room, a moving toy, barking on a tv turned way down, then louder, then real barking Your dog can be distracted from all of these and more with one word that promises a treat. Use it instead of no, and reward your dog for stopping the bad behavior instead of just yelling. Use it to distract a panicked, barking dog. It’s my favorite thing I’ve ever taught a dog, and its essential for both my service dog in training and my reactive dog.

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“What we often fail to remember – or perhaps have never thought about – is that our dogs are not like us. They don’t have complicated personal agendas – no aspirations of glory in the competition ring, and no convoluted plans to ruin our day. Right and wrong, authority and disobedience – these are human constructs that have no meaning or relevance for our dogs. Instead, they do the things they do for very simple reasons: because the activity is intrinsically fun for them (like chasing squirrels), because it will lead to something they like (sitting for a treat), or because it will allow them to avoid something painful or unpleasant (sitting to avoid a leash correction). When we train dogs, this is what we are really doing: using our ability to plan ahead, and manipulating these consequences to get the effects we want. […] And so, the bottom line is this: if your dog is not doing what you want, it’s because you have failed to teach the behavior effectively, or because you have not made it worth his while to do so. That’s it. Dogs are fundamentally honest creatures – this is one of the things I love most about them.”
— Becoming a More Effective Trainer: A Necessary Shift in Perspective
Yeah, Egg Boy is awesome, but let’s not overlook these guys…
March 16 2019 - Australian fascist MP Fraser Anning gets egged during a press conference after he blamed the Christchurch mosque fascist terror attack on the murdered victims. [video]
The kid inmediately got assaulted by Anning and his goons, and when the cops came to break things up the kid apparently said “here comes bacon for the egg”
From the school strike outside Town Hall in Sydney. Look at all these amazing signs! Look at all these amazing people demanding a better future from our politicians! I’m so proud!

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From The Guardian:
Fox Meets Fox by Matthew Maran, UK. Matthew has been photographing foxes close to his home in north London for over a year and ever since spotting this street art had dreamed of capturing this image. After countless hours and many failed attempts his persistence paid off. Photograph: Matthew Maran/2018 Wildlife Photographer of the Year/NHM
For those who haven’t heard much about the shooting
2 different mosques were shot up shortly before 2pm in Christchurch
In one mosque there was said to be around 500 people in the middle of prayer, including children
The shooter LIVESTREAMED the whole thing. He told people to ‘subscribe to pewdiepie’ before walking in and opening fire with his semi-automatic rifle
There are so many dead they can’t even confirm a number yet. It’s said to be over 30. maybe well over 30, including children.
meanwhile there were a number of cars found to be rigged with explosives
schools are all in lockdown. even at 6pm kids are still stuck in schools.
So far 4 people have been arrested as suspects. There may be more conspirators
I would also like to note that while the name of at least one guy arrested has been released, please do NOT share it. Don’t give him the recognition.
The motivation was, of course, racism. The livestreaming-shooter was a white supremacist who posted a lot on 8chan. He even posted his weapons and the gear he would wear, along with a ‘manifesto’.
a lot of the schools have come out of lockdown by now (about 7pm)
the death count is now estimated at about 40-50 people
the hospital nearest to the attacks has overflowed. the injured are being relocated to ICU in other hospitals
Our Prime Minister has given a statement
40 people are confirmed dead, more are still critical
this is officially being called an act of terrorism
3 of the 4 people in custody are confirmed to be connected
there’s 48 people in christchurch hospital with bullet wounds
NZ’s terror alert level is on high right now. most of us didn’t know we had a terror alert level