tripping in the dark

i feel sorry for the kids who didn’t grow up in the high school musical era like damn you really missed out

I don’t want Tinder, I want Tender… match me with a pure heart. Hook me up with an otherworldly romantic. Find me a nearby angel to fly away with. Let us exchange ethereal poetry that only the two of us can understand.

i know i’m consistently shocked by the totally normal progression of time but i genuinely can’t believe it’s already 2018 i feel like 2014 was like six minutes ago… but also at the same time 2017 felt like it lasted 45 years so??? not sure what’s going on anymore 

@ people who write fic of siblings: we don’t constantly call each other “big sis” or “little brother” stop doing that

personally, I call my bro primarily ‘fuckface’ 

Goober is both of my brothers

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

THESE ARE GEN Z KIDS!!!! 23 YEAR OLDS ARE NOT OUT HERE EATING LAUNDRY DETERGENT.

yeah it’s them fucking kids born in 2005

we millennials gotta let gen z in on whether something is a joke or not they’re out there eating detergent pods bc they took “forbidden snack” too literally

it wasn’t a “tide pod challenge” it was “haha tide pod look like yummy fruit”

cant believe u just “kids these days"d gen z

me: hey New Generation don’t eat tide pods yall: wow you really hate gen z huh :/

they really defended actually consuming tide pods