I’m just like:

*are let out*

Rats: “wanna go home bye”

*goes to close the cage door*

Ozzy honoring the Froot Loop gods

lil hands with razor claws

turning your food 7 different ways before you begin eating

burying your food, leaving your owner to think they haven’t fed you, so they refill your bowl

curling up and letting your tail drape across your face

flinging your bedding everywhere for nO REASON

staring at your owner while licking your lips/teeth

carrying things that are SO BIG by lifting your head and trotting

getting offended by kisses

climbing into pockets/sleeves/hoods

never staying still for pictures

climbing on top of cups to steal your owner’s beverages

responding to stupid nicknames but never your own name

preferring the boxes your toys came in rather than the toys themselves

grabbing anything close to your cage just because it’s there

Tiny pudgy hands.

Delicate little fingers.

Very important and good.

Perfect for holding the noms.

reality:

reality: