"always try to be nice, but never fail to be kind"

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oh so some people can just listen to a song and understand the lyrics

what if you’re all lying

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One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do

working up the courage to message an old friend you've fallen out of contact with is weird, especially if you were really close. like hi i think about you almost every day and sometimes i dream about you and your name is etched on my soul. we haven't spoken in five years. how are you?

good goddddd the quotes from the artemis mission are so embarrassing. infantilized society. "it looks like the luxor hotel in vegas" i already wished your ship would blow up. "we have rediscovered the chocolate snacks" goo goo fucking ga ga. "we have gone sci fi" you couldn't even name one? "can you email me more superlatives for my vocabulary" you have been training for this FOR YEARS. "we are all the same homo sapiens" that's great baby! you are soooo clever. can you see our bombs from space or do you just know you'd get fired if you mention them? coward shit. "it's really fun to be just floatin around it makes me feel like a little kid" well that one speaks for itself.

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

this is the funniest piece of graffiti i’ve ever seen. thank you mr two pens

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

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wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass

So close.

north south FUCK west