Not A Fish

when i die make sure my corpse has winged eyeliner

I’ve never pushed reblog faster than I did just now in my entire life

@kingduck303

When My Uncle, who’s completely deaf, was about 17, he got in a heated argument with my great aunt, his mother.  They were furiously signing back and forth.  Suddenly they both stopped and started laughing and laughing.  My great aunt had accidentally signed, “Don’t you yell at me.”

If I witnessed that Bruh omg 😭😭😭😭😭😭

“Use your inside hands!”

USE YOUR INSIDE HANDS IM

this is actually super fucking smartass of them

Reblogging as this is so important everyone! My mum had breast cancer and that shit is not nice so please check yourself ladies and gents! 💕💕💕

Precious cinnamon buns, too good for this world, too pure.

What a truly awful website this is

The person I reblogged this from is super cute and deserves to have a nice day