random thought

The zipper merge requires a level of cooperation and goodwill that the citizens of this great country have never once displayed

we're just normal men

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017

fuck you

i won

you seem pretty avoidant for a girl so desperate for love

Who else moans when they eat the subway cookie

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

the issue is i fear that you all love gay people. but you do not consider gay women to be gay. or people.

SO ANNOYINGGG that misogynists weaponize what are in actuality fairly universal impulses and point to them as proof of women’s inherent inferiority. like YES i want to cook a delicious meal for the people i love. because it’s rewarding to nourish people and that actually is not tied to the fact that i am a woman. idiot.

it's been said a thousand times but "male loneliness epidemic" is just our entire generation's loneliness PANdemic. it's just the crisis of capitalism. almost all young people these days are lonely and depressed because of the crisis and decay of the system we live under and tbh the centering of "male loneliness" in this discussion is embarrassing but also a really understandable consequence of sexism & this current stage of culture war . "Oh won't someone think of the young men" oh won't someone think about class consciousness lol

I hate when I drink all of my drink and there's no drink left. What the fuckkkkkkk. #sickandtwisted