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mjalti

when ur parents start talkin shit about ur personality

cant-adult-will-fandom-for-free

That moment when you download Windows 10 on your Windows 98 computer

dennise-b

this is literally inhumane

tinderventure

This gave me nightmares.

thyrell

this gave me daydreams

ronanwazlib

au where everything is the same except sirius black is played by jonathan van ness from queer eye

everythings-onfirebut-itsfine

Harry: Wait, so Pettigrew actually betrayed my parents?

Sirius:

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melaninerd

Truly this is men

forza-tricolor-deactivated20181

Sis leave his ain’t-shit ass

dynastylnoire

That’s that bullshit

foodchewer

live laugh lasagna

stem-stims

Physics: More pencil tricks

Source

dexer-von-dexer

i.e. why when you or someone else gets stabbed or impaled, you should leave the object in the wound until medical help arrives.

wildlyannoyingdoofus

THIS. RIGHT HERE. This is an amazing example!!

If you take the thing out, they’re going to bleed a lot more.

SO. DONT.

News Flash from the Medical Help ™ — we don’t touch it either! Unless the object they’re impaled with is literally too big to fit in the ambulance, We. Don’t. Touch. The. Thing.

The only people qualified to Take-The-Thing-Out are surgeons. End of story.

Okay, but for the love of God, please, PLEASE, if you did, if you panicked and took the thing out…. DON’T…. PUT IT BACK IN.

Or else, congratulations, you just stabbed them AGAIN. I reeeeeally shouldn’t have to say this guys, but I do.

backscratchfiend-blog

nebraskaswole-deactivated201605

Bruh

polees-deactivated20181206

Last time I had that cereal it was still in shapes

ptsdaddy420

old person time : when I was a little kid they were spheres and there weren’t as many colors. I was annoyed when the shapes came out bc I thought they were ugly. also cookie crisp had a burglar for a mascot that was always fooling the police. and there were two other chefs on cinnamon toast crunch. and chocolate rice krispies had a monkey for the mascot.

betterthankanyebitch

actuallyjustin-deactivated20190

Me @ me

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stability

17000dollars

with $17,000 you could buy 1,030 small smiling faces.

dogcunt

no you couldnt there are only 9 left in stock

winterhalters

3 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

8 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

16 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

meanmediummode

That’s depression babe!

cleothegoldfish

just-shower-thoughts

The generation that forcibly put soap in the mouth of children for using “dirty language” weighing in on the tide pod situation.

just-shower-thoughts

NyQuil/DayQuil’s new phrase is #nosickdays. So basically they are telling us to go to work, attend school, or go out in public in general while possibly being contagious.. Then they will sell more NyQuil/DayQuil.

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Lana Del Rey stopped by the Children’s Hospital in Washington, D.C. on her day off from touring to sing a few songs and answer questions on January 26th, 2018

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