Can I please see your balls I'm going through a lot right now

The king asking his jester to juggle for him after a long day

Loving One Direction in 2013 is the most fun I ever had on the Internet, nothing will ever compare

crazy how much there is

like in general

Ok why did noone tell me that book shrek judt absolutely FUCKS

you're laughing. my parents sold me to one direction and you're laughing.

when people ask me what i want to do with my life i'm like. i wanna wear an ugly expensive coat to go grocery shopping at lidl... and uhh take a bath with someone who loves me... write a children's book that my lover illustrates.... be an extra in an a24 movie starring robert pattinson... be kissed on the eyelids.... blow on a spoonful of soup before eating it... own a pair of shiny patent leather loafers... thanks so much <3