me. im the coffee.

Scout: *mortified* Oh God, please, no...

Engineer: Doc, listen, we're all adults here. I think we know-

Medic: Did you know there are over 10,000 species of birds?

Scout: Huh?

Medic: And that bees are dying at an alarming rate?

Pyro: *muffled gasp*

*one lengthy presentation on climate change later*

STOP MELEEING THE PYRO HE HAS 175 HP YOU WILL DIEEEEEE

not if i get an ubersaw crit hehe

I ment to post these here earlier. Sorry everyone.

Heavy plushie - $85

Medic plushie - $75

Scout plushie - $75

Spy plushie - $75

Sniper plushie - $75

Heavy and Medic bundle - $150

Spy and Scout bundle - $140

Support bundle - $220

Made this weird piece about a year ago. Not super proud of it but I do like the idea and may remake it 👍

Listen, in their contracts there's no clause against kidnapping... So really, they're being smart here. You gotta respect the hustle Engie. Don't be homophobic.

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Like- If this is how he draws Spy, how would he draw the others??

Scout is a really dang good artist. Look at that car?? They could've made him draw all child-like but no!! That car is better than I could ever draw cars, and that's me being a fellow artist.

Okay, I made another section because I wanted to talk about who might get drawn silly or not. If you don't want to read for ten minutes straight then ignore this lol.

Spy

We all know the answer to this one. He has like, zero respect for Spy, and therefore draws crude images of him in a wacky artstyle.

Heavy

I actually think Scout respects him a little more than most. In Expiration Date when Scout is explaining the stink lines on the Spy drawings and calling himself the greatest, Heavy is actually smirking a bit as if he finds it humorous, and Scout also looks over to him while explaining. Heavy is (of course) a family man, so I don't imagine he has terribly bad relations with anyone on his team. He's an odd sort of big brother to Scout.

Medic

But of course, Big Brother has a boyfriend, and that's Medic. It can be a hit or miss for Scout and Medic. Some days are bad, where maybe Medic yelled at him or something, so when Scout draws in his sketchbook he takes his anger out and draws crude art of Medic (like Spy). But there are also some days when Medic stuck to him in battle and healed him, and Scout, appreciating that, might have drawn a nice portrait of Medic and then moved on.

Pyro

Scout doesn't respect Pyro very much, but that doesn't mean he dislikes them. Probably draws Pyro goofily, but not to make rude art of him, he just does it because it fits Pyro's character according to Scout. Also, I think Pyro draws with Scout a lot and likes Scout's art style so they want to be drawn in it.

Soldier

Soldier definitely gets drawn like Spy. Crude, obnoxious images of him getting killed or doing weird stuff in a silly art style. Soldier doesn't understand why, as he's just doing what a good Soldier does and is toughening Scout up, but Scout doesn't see his constant nagging and bullying the same way as Soldier does. Scout does not appreciate being choked, and after witnessing Soldier doing his thing in the comics, the respect Scout has for him fell over unceremoniously.

Engineer

You know Engineer is the dad of the team. And therefore Engineer is also the father figure Scout never had in his life (Spy you fuck). Engineer pats him on the shoulder and says a reassuring word or two and likes to invite him to the workshop to show him prototypes for new headsets that he's thinking about making for Scout so that his headphones don't fall off in battle anymore. Overall, Scout definitely views him as his dad and portrays the same feelings in his art.

Demoman

Scout has some respect for Demoman. For example: When Demoman isn't babbling on the floor, he's good at strategizing and is a chill guy. He's one of the only 'normal' people on the team in Scout's eyes. Demoman cares for his mom, he let's Scout play with the Eyelander sometimes, and is just generally nice to Scout. Scout definitely draws funny images of Demoman when he's drunk, but it's typically of wacky things the man did on his own.

Sniper

At first, Scout thought Sniper was like, a weird old man. Now he sees him differently. Sniper tends to snap at him or want to be left alone, but sometimes, sometimes, Scout will find a small wooden carving of an animal on his bed. And sometimes, sometimes, Sniper will find a drawing of himself sitting in his camper.