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I go outside regularly

no you don't

okay fine I go outside weirdly

yeah remember this. my cold took all of my motivation for this from me in the end. might come back to it but who knows. i'm finally about over it but exhausting myself over and over just isn't it, man 😭

Dr. Eggman is literally richer than elon musk

Got emeralds in a more ethical manner

also he's actually an inventor

One detail from the book that didn't make it into the movie that I think is neat is that Eva Stratt did not just stumble across Ryland Grace. He was not the 'potentially disposable' option. She went to the top microbiologists in some of the best research labs in the world and was told multiple times "you know what? I think Dr. Grace might be your guy." When discussing the Petrova Problem. And this several years after his ejection from academia.

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

Literally me when I found out about it :

DUDE I AM SO FUCKIGN EXCITED OH MY GODDDD

Nod nod ... I'm replaying OoT3D because of this announcement lmao

man i started playing through OoT like last year but ive devoted most of my time to art and writing and havent had much time for games LOL- i'll probably properly lock in on the remake once it's out though 🫡