MEESKAIT

Like, me and my sister went to a museum, and they had an extra exhibit of butterflies. But it cost £3. So we sighed, walked past, then stopped. We each had £3. We could see the butterflies. And we did it was great. We followed it up with an ice-cream as well because Mum and Dad weren’t there to say no.

I was driving back from a work trip with 2 other people in their early 20s, and we drove past a MacDonalds. One of the others went “Aww man, I’d love a McFlurry.” And the guy driving pulled in to the drive through. It was wild. But it was great.

I went to a park over the weekend and I was thinking “Man, I’d love to hire one of those bikes and cycle round the park.” It took me a few minutes to go “Wait, I can hire one of those bikes!”

Our zoo has done so much work! I hadn’t been in years and then bought myself a zoo membership so I could go draw animals and get some exercise. It looks amazing now, the enclosures are so nice!

COVID ruined my heat tolerance though, and I live in a really hot place, so I didn’t renew.

BUT THAT WAS FINE!

I got AN AQUARIUM PASS instead!!! It’s all indoors!!!

I am an ADULT and if I want to spend a reasonable sum on a year of infinite fish, I can do that! I can go in and instead of having to beg a parent to give me the $3 for a paper cup of room-temp cocktail shrimp, I can just slap down the cash and go feed the little stingrays! I can go and look at NOTHING but the sharks. I can PET HORSESHOE CRABS! I learned their carapaces feel like plastic?!