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@meep113
smth i adore about katara is that she deeply values compassion and creating a kinder, more equitable, more empathetic worldâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚbut sheâs also just. really mean. an absolute dickhead. sheâll help a cat down from a tree and then call that cat a moron for even being up a tree in the first place what were you thinking you stupid bitch. in this instance, that cat is zukoÂ
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fight or flight
or
gun or run
maybe itâs Maybelline
or maybe
just maybeďżź
itâs heteronormativity ainât it
when youâre depressed so you make a graph of those who really care
and the lowest number is your family
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Accurate
this roast is so good it reached into the future and dragged movies that werenât even in development yet
You forgot mean teacher
Hey OP this is more accurate
i have a $50 amazon gift card is that enough to buy happiness?
and will it last me through nutcracker season????
Last night I was walking with my bf and a college-aged girl stopped us to ask if weâd be interested in participating in her study. It took literally five entire minutes of chitchat and evading questions before she revealed that it was not an academic study but a Bible study group.Â
ThatâsâŚcertainly a new one from evangelists, at least as far as Iâve heard. But itâs also genius, at least for hooking intellectual types who may not respond to traditional evangelism.Â
I got that once! Her âstudy questionâ was what I would want to ask Jesus if I could talk to him. I had just left an effective altruism meetup so I took it really seriously and was like, âHm, I guess Iâd want to know if he could clarify his goals, and explain whether he thought that the message he delivered when he was on earth was an effective way of achieving them, and how/if he would change it now heâs seen what Christianity is.â
she looked very scared and said âyou donât want to know if youâre going to heaven?â
I didnât have the heart to tell her that I already knew I was not.
i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said âew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be thereâ and i said âwell if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?â and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said âlets watch sonic the hedgehogâ
tumors grow, are they supposed to be there?
its called âevolutionâ, just because its there doesnt mean its useful or wanted.
Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer, Genuinely Thought It Was A Smart Argument. More At Six.
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I donât reblog much, but this is too well said not to.
This always gets a reblog.
Scott Lang Most Relatable Avenger
People seemed to like my bi/pan post so I decided to make a similar thing for asexuality! Please know that this is based on my own experiences within the community and I canât speak for all aces. However I hope this can be a good starter for people to understand. A lot of ace stuff on here is heated arguments and I wanted to get away from that and provide a resource so people can learn without having to wade through the Discourse.
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Please note, I intentionally did not include anything about the âis ace queerâ debate because it warrants a whole separate post and I want this to be accessible to anybody willing to learn, despite my personal feelings on that topic. Please do not bring your ace/queer debate onto this post, it is not the place. Thank you!!
Also for my last graphic, people re-posted to other social media and translated it into different languages and Iâm totally fine w that! I would love if you keep the bottom credit and let me know if you do this. đ
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bringing this back & adding on that i found a new helpful term to use instead of sex-positive (which is a completely different thing in feminist circles!) - sex-favorable works better when talking abt aces.âđť
happy ace awareness week đ
GOD so many quotable lines from this such as
âEw yucky⌠that is gunkâ
âIt is just potatoesâ
âNot the problem I was expecting, but I problem I can handleâ
Oh wow. The world straight up broke Gen Z. I thought we were bad. Oof
This is exactly what type of humor I imagine A.I. developing
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Trump is visiting a class in an elementary school where they are talking about words and meanings
The teacher asks Trump if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word âtragedyâ.
So he asks the class for an example of a tragedy. One little boy stands up and offers, âif my best friend who lives on a farm is playing in a field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, thatâd be a tragedy.â
âNot quiteâ, says Mr. Trump, âthat would be an accident.â
A little girl raises her hand: âif a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.â
âIâm afraid not,â explained the president. âThatâs what we would call a great loss.â
The room goes silent. Trump searches the room. âIsnât there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy? â
Finally at the back of the room, little Johnny raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says, âIf Air Force One, carrying you was struck by a missile and blown to smithereens; that would be a tragedy.â
âFantastic!â exclaimed Mr. Trump. âThatâs right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?â
âWellâ, said little Johnny, âbecause it sure as hell wouldnât be a great loss and probably wouldnât be an accident either.â
I didnât even read the url and I fucking knew it was Jeff
the only genuinely funny people on this bitch of an earth are either eldest siblings, people with bastard dads, or gays
if youâre all three, youâre more powerful than any of the rest of us will ever be
