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Yeah bring in the atropine, I'm suspecting organophosphate poisoning, this kid's looking really SLUDGE-y

Paramedic school is also weird out of context and this is why EMS is in the basement of the school

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If you do this right, the patient will bleed every step of the way

Instructions not clear, patient hemorrhaging.

He couldn't match even if he was related to the PD

He said he sneezed and blood came pouring out of his penis.

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And that´s why, students, you should always make sure your pacient gets tied up well, specially of going down the stairs

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Luckily she just has a wussy cancer

You can never be too clean, too rich, or too pretty

yeah but the plastic surgeon saying this clearly has vested interests

Just take it one step at a time

I HATE THIS PHRASE. FUCKING STEP 1 HAS FOREVER RUINED IT

we shed 7lbs of skin each year. I’m glad I’m not a vacuum cleaner

Me too buddy. Me too.

As usual with life, it's the dad's fault.

Dr. Sattar, Pathoma

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We won't be sticking things up that patient's butt anymore.

Things I say on night shift.

I want to know her secrets, fears, what her favorite color is, what she fucking ate for breakfast. I WANT IT ALL IN HERE

The patient is ALWAYS the biggest liar

which side is the kidney on? The left? The right? Or is it both?”

‪"There is no need for an extra butthole.“‬

This is a sound philosophy

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A kidney stone is the only time size doesn’t matter.

Look, you don’t have to check for a pulse.The patient will scream in agony if he doesn’t need it.

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