Soap Bubbles

Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.

To trip and fall over is such a unique experience with its own special kind of adrenaline, but no one ever gets to savour it really because it only lasts a second and you can't know in advance when it's coming

Humanity has been trying to capture the feeling in ever more elaborate ways but nothing stands up to the original

maybe your baby is crying bc it wants a cigarette

I can’t believe people put their baby girl’s hair in tight little ponytails even though its just wisps lmao just keep their hair short until theyre older

Noooo I love onion creature! The Boy looks so cute as a little onion boy! We leave his hair long on purpose.