Yo, My Dudes

raisin bran crunch has all the necessary nutrients for great coochie

My nan eats that 😧

Guess what your nan has

why do these all sound like assaults in bitlife?

Oh my god you’re right

my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking funny

[Narrator: A scientist in Peru [pause for peep] captured this, escaping from the tiny body [pause for peep] of a sleeping hummingbird. [pause for peep] A high-pitched [pause for peep] but unmistakable snore. [pause for peep] Hummingbirds are loved for their beauty and speed [pause for peep] but this one was behaving a little bit like a human. [pause for peep] The perfect cute-response trigger.]

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Attention all customers: our store will be closing in five minutes. If you are present in the store after closing you will be hunted for sport.

Bring it fuckstick. See how fast the hunters become the hunted.

Just because you wear Mossy Oak to dress up for a Walmart run doesn’t mean your average Target cashier couldn’t stuff and mount your head over their fireplace

I hate this. I also need more of this.

Reblog if you’re homophobic

definitely food porn

That waffle sandwich tho😍😍😍GEEZUS

GET IN ME TUMMY!