Hello There.

This but lesbians

Saw a photo of a pigmy seahorse for the first time and it looks like the personification of illness

yes I DO live under a rock and her name is the Moon and she is always smiling but she teaches me nothing

People complain about how if McDonald’s paid their employees more, they’d charge us more for food and those same people haven’t said a word when McDonald’s dramatically increased their prices over the past few years all while not increasing their employees pay by much at all

Literally any other colour would’ve been a better choice guys.

I think y’all are missing the point here.

You can theorize to Nebraska and back but that doesn’t change my immediate reaction which is that someone is literally dragging a corpse around

this post is the perfect summation of tumblr’s reading comprehension and critical thought abilities

Reblogging because there’s a lot of new people on here and you need some context for the jokes.

Because this is our One Joke, and you will hear it again.

girl nervously googling “top ten normal objects to own”

I want what they have

GUARDS! Recede that man's hairline