baby cats very cute

Gives you the potion that turns you into a buge

Please take my white ass to anor londo

*grabs you with my long gargoyle-like arms and flies off witj you*

Oh thank god hold me tight you scary motherfucker

find it really funny that one of discord's loading quotes is "back in the day, discord used to be a browser app! can you imagine?" like. getting a little big for your britches aren't you, electron app

hey its me your immune system. looks like we caught somethin here. try sneezing real fast see if that gets rid of it. yeah no dice, huh... alright lemme try filling your lungs with fluid. no yeah i do it all the time dont worry works like a charm. hmmm... still no good... alright well just hold tight here for a minute maybe it just needs time to start working. in the mean time ill go fire up the ol' neuron cooker n see if that helps

HEY its me again. false alarm turns out it was just like pollen or somethin haha sorry i can be a little jumpy is all. ...hey man youre not lookin so good are you okay?

come on gimme things to sort. i'm so fucking good at sorting come on lemme sort

vtubers could have been so cool but instead of fun weird gorillaz type shit they just all instantly minmaxed for fucked up sexy baby parasociality. occasionally someone will tell me one is 'actually good' and I click on it and it dares to be an anime milf or a pokemon gijinka performing curated glimpses of its personal life instead of a straight up child in a swimsuit. where's strongbad.

IF YOU TRY TO RECOMMEND ME A VTUBER BECAUSE OF THIS POST THEY HAD BETTER BE ON SOME TRANSCENDENTAL DAVID LYNCH SHIT OR YOU ARE BLOCKED DON'T TEST ME