Tired

Another locked fag... Vote for a very long time in chastity for this object, my bros

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

don’t care didn’t ask + your father and I have something to tell you

Many of you may be asking- what is rap? Well, to put it simply, rap is the part of the Gorillaz song that sounds- a little different.

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

the gay thoughts are back

saw you laying on our couch on your stomach kicking your feet cutely before posting this

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now