we call that meat meth

sorry I beat the shit out of you I have a really big crush on you and I got nervous

One day I woke up and everybody knew what a labubu was

do not post your ugly ass boyfriend for valentine's day bc my week has been bad enough

Every dying empire produces a corrupt and devious vizier, court advisor, or royal fool to shepherd it towards its final calamity.

this lad looks like hes about tuck into a bit of wensleydale

You’re doing gods work

i hate seeing people drink the openai/chatgpt koolaid 😭😭😭 genuinely feels like watching someone get seduced by scientology or qanon or something. like girl help it's not intelligent it's Big Autocomplete it's crunching numbers it's not understanding things i fuckign promise you. like ohhh my god the marketing hype fuckign GOT you

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

makes perfect sense

["guy who's building a machine made out of people & noticed you don't fit into their machine" voice] something's wrong with you