meatlessdotexe

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

so done with tumblr. see u all in two minutes

I have so many chickens. And they haven't even hatched yet!!

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Oppenheimer came up with the nuclear bombs as a metaphor for some sort of god sized lizard

If you play your cards right when you die you get to be a poison ghost instead of a regular ghost

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

disgraced nascar driver pulling over after a devastating loss and shooting the car in the head like an injured horse

stove top role playing game

Why can't you wish someone a single congratulation

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.